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I was wondering if you could all forward any problems you've had with the government, transport systems etc because of biking, and please don't put in little agreement posts i want to keep it cleanish to i want to hamper my local MP because i have problems riding localy, i thought i could get "other perspectives" mwuhahaha thanx ogre

the angle that he lands at (about 4s) looks evil!

Stevie wonder goes to a therapist and the therapist asks him if he found it hard being born blind and he replies "It could have been worse i could be black"

Muscle pains and trials are nothing new, stay off your bike (riding it more will just stretch and pull the muscles more) stay away from the bike (i know how tempting it is lol) but just off your bike and don't do anything strenuous (lifting, wanking etc) that could affect your thighs etc.

I wna see some gothic rotors link please

Dont all missions?

Krisboats was spot on about that! It's kinda scary now i think about it, you realy are oblivious to the stuff going on round you! and i agree about the reflexes (i'm jumpy anyway, so funy when friend try to hit me i proper lash out at them and now I've started trials i hurt them more, and after a ride i'm even worse!)

Would you be able to upgrade the bike you choose?

Yuo want to start with the obvious bits, like at the moment i just carry a multi tool, two 15mm wrenchs (ones a multi wrench though) the things for lifting tyres from rims, an army of zip ties but i wnt to buy a bb remover, freewheel tool a bike stand, a bleed kit, one of those things for trueing wheels! Buying some of those things would be a step in the right direction!

I had a go on a python last night, i was amazed how good it felt to ride, i could hop further and higher with it, it made me look better and penis grew 4 inches longer (than normal) f**k me there awesome i ride a t-bird to and it felt shitloads better, get a python!

"why not make an actual full disc, a completely solid circular sheet of metal. That way there would be no weak points, and no possible breakages. BOOO YIP!!!!" Wouldn't work because of the heat, the holes in the rim are mean to allow air to flow a bit ~(in theory)~ but they do look prety with holes to a soldi disk would be ugly and heavy(er)

They should let you (there surprisingly leneiant (sp.) My mates dads in the forces one of the guys had a super bike and he rode it round the base untill he was hit by a tank no shit there btw)

noticed that now *feels stupid*

dent mean to post, can;t cancel it

you can be more creative, how about your bone marrow, that stuffs worth LOADS so you could afford chris kings...

Dishwasher thing works so well! i run cable disks on my mtb and my moms used to me putting them in dishwasher hehe

You could get your teeth taken out (alot of you do it riding anyway) or just take out your dentures...

Yuo ever thought about how much a big turd weighed? (there realy dense, don't ask how i know)

But what if it wasn;t your fault, by freak of nature the cylinder was poorley made and it cracked how bout then?

I was thinking on how i could save wieght when i'm biking without changing my bike so far i have come up with: 1. Haveing a big shit that feels like childbirth. Or a colonic irrigation... 2. Shaveing (legs, arms, head, pubes etc). 3. Having a piss. 4. Not wearing socks (although the mini ones could be used) 5. Pants as aposed to boxers (or commando...) 6. Having a few wanks (apparently your man milk is quite dence and heavy) 7. Picking your nose, or you cold blow it... Please help me add to my list!

I know there arent "corners" as such but there's still a focused edge isn't there (not as bad as a 90 degree corner though)

I think the only time trials looks stylish is when people do a move without any bodges (like in manifesto) or when someone drops something and then they land super low down over their bikes (most do it anyway) and roll off like they didn't even try... (i saw someone do something like that on extreme, why i started trials) and i'm pretty sure no one will understand me!

Can you use a bmx chain on a single speed for trials or is it better to use a mtb chain (bike shop guy said it was, i wanted a second oppinion thats all)

How the hell did you do that? the tpa is like hiden in the lever! you got a pik?

i dont mean like you falling off your bike, i mean like if a part died (i.e a maggura exploding)