Alan

Wiggle your big toe.

Whats that on your bolt?

My have already been said, Anodised in all colours with the brand name to suit the rest of your bike: Helmets, Pumps, Tools, Deng's version I-pod, Matching headphones Mobile phones fascia's, Grips? Anyway, Were just giving him ideas, So if all of this stuff gets made, Even the sex doll, We will only have ourselves to blame.

Wow, You got validated.

'Music Of Black Origin' - MOBO. So then, We have the MOBO's, But why is there no 'Music Of White Origin' awards? Could this not be seen as rascism? The Brit awards and MTV music awards, They have both black and white race involved, Then you have the MOBO's - All black people, Presenters and people up for awards. Im not being rascist, I don't have a problem with black people, Unless they have a problem with me, and i like artists such as Kano, Lethal B, Wiley etc.....But i also like alot of white artists too. So why is there no White only music awards? Are white people too shit to have there own music awards? Discuss.

Scag needle & Pellet gun, Tis reeet shitole.

Probaly not But if you want to try Oh yeh, Nevin left his front door key on a driver seat lol

Yup, Looks like it I could go with you tom, My mum/Your mum do one way each?

Gillingham? lol Nah she' doesn't go anywhere in a wheel chair, vand she's certainly able to walk, lift, bend, She even stretched from one side of her windscreen to the other in the winter to scrape ice while standing on onel eg, Pisses me off it does. Some more: MOST turkish people. White people that, dress, talk, walk and act black. I like tracksuits, flat peaks, and the type of music, BUT it takes the piss when white people 'bop' and talk like there from london when there living in Kent. When doing strimming in the garden and it has a really shit wire so it breaks every minute and you have to keep pulling more out Drivers that don't give way to old folk standing at the side of the road, I know tey moan at us for riding etc. But you would think most people would be decent enough to let them cross. When you get told to look at a teacher when there shouting at you and all you can smell when you look towards them is there fag and coffee breath.

It was because she had a hip replacement, Now she has a new working onE, WHY THE f**k DOES SHE NEED A DISABLES SPOT!!!!!!!! Also, she works in woolworths, Can be seen standing in there at the till all day, No problem. Has boyfriend after the next, So her hips are obviously flexible enough. If her hip was that bad she wouldn't be able to bend over do gardening. Once again,

Are no more!! Toilet seat thing is a piss take. Being excluded for shit all! Being in the type of mood, where anything that is near you, touching you, or you look at pisses you off. Anyone else get that? My next door neighbour supposedly being 'Disabled' and having her own f**king Disabled bay outside her house even though she can be seen most weekends bending right over doing gardening and pushing a f**king petrol mower!! Emoticons in names and text talk on msn i can deal with, When nearly every letter is an emoticon i just get pissed off and won't talk to the person AND {{when]] ever;;y ..thing* ^is^ !"written.,.,; li*ke --~this~] in an msn name it just looksl ike a big mess

OBM?

I got my leopard gecko today, is 5 years old and called splodge, I paid £40 for the gecko, big vivarium, and everything for the inside

Boy....Girl??? :$

Gave a lap dance to a mexican because im sexty and do wht i want Edit: Would loved to have smancked a banana because im not homosexual pmsl hahahaaaahah

weeeerrfddfd!!! EDIT: MY GIRLFRIEND THAT IS

ZORBING is f**king c ool!!!! i did it incaustralia WAS wicked funn!

badada bing11 home now, erm went to a oodle house (schinese lush fooood!!! ) shame bout scummy locatiomdn then came back ad got litreof sambuka then dfid loadza sot ooo think bout it makes me feel sick lol ooo but i wont be sick haha

:$ i likeeee :Dm

hello., nvin n alasn hjere, been in for vthe night wioth out laydeevcvfriends was a good migt hafd a botttle of sambiukaaaaaaaaaaaa lol out my nut woooo nevinssauiiod blaaaahhhh r rahh POST YUR PETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!qZS lol gomr woo war wee wee its neyesh!!q borat 4tw

Get an anodised gold adamant crank arm on there hahahahahaha

OMGZZZZZZZZZ Send them my way!!!!!!!

Whats Mr. Poodey cats name? Whats he been eating?

Sorry mate, Tis a re-post. EDIT: Older topic.

So then post your pets, Preferably with pictures, Anyone thats has duck/s will be officially loved by me! Hopefully im getting ducks soon and im going to walk them and treat them like a dog i just think there soOoOo cool Most reptiles are cool too and american pitbull's. Cheers, Alan