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  1. lol I tore mine nearly all the way (it was left by a thread like piece of skin) but there's no way I could of ripped the rest myself lol, I rinsed the blood (a lot of blood) off with water and just left it well alone lol. edit: this isn't during my first time,this was few months back
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    Earthquake

    Yeah felt it up here too, at exactly 1:04. I'd only just gone to bed..got upstairs to put a dvd on then everything started shaking and wobbling, then I heard an almighty crash as stuff off the top of my mu mand dads wardrobe fell down. Scary stuff :\
  3. lol. "Last album was pretty big, how's this one gon' be?" "Bigger" "You just call me a n*gga?"
  4. Chamillionaire-hip hop police. Isssss good. it's murder ! Murder was the case, and they blamed me.
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    Im In The Shit

    I was about to quote hot fuzz on that one lol. It seems the thing to do is what happened when I got knocked off my bike, hit the person/knock them off...get out, start having a go at them saying look at all the damage and not give a toss about if they're ok. On a serious note though good luck mate, out of interest what car is it? I got the vauxhall bit but what model?
  6. Lol well I was on about option 1...I hadn't thought about option 2 lol (though it could be done). I understand you when you say you don't want to be associated/you're better than them.
  7. Her family are hardnuts/rough as f**k, and you shagged her and got rid of her however long after, not quite the way things are done around here lol. I felt like THE man about 25 minutes after I first did it, then the novelty wore off.
  8. Yeah I was reading about this in T+MX News. He still went on to win the world championship lol
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    I'm Weak

    Mate just ride ! You'll soon gain upper body strength doing trials it just comes in time.
  10. But it's a picture of Danny Mac, unless I'm confused and 'balfa' is Danny mac lol.
  11. Do I spy Mr Poyser in one of those pics on his GU? Good pics, and I'm glad you had the weather on your side
  12. Good Lord I never seriously new how good daft punk are....I'm on a download session now lol. Now I'm listening to Bob Marley-Three little birds. CHOON
  13. The blackout-High tide TUNE and all that bo diggidy shizzle that the yoof of today is sezzin'.
  14. My wang was all ready to go,until it got near the glory hole, and then I couldn't get a boner for like half an hour...was a right b*****d,did it in the end and all went well . You're a sexual guy lol. edit: or you could of meant first time tugging,the time when you think you've broke it. In which case no it went smooth as a whistle.
  15. Lmao Amesbury, I tryed to put a picture of barber and zac up but it wouldn't allow it lol. Nath you seriously were seperate at birth..no doubt now he might get a picture of me + Ian watkins.lol
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    Speed Cameras

    But bongo you have no number plate on ze front, unless you have a car again that I haven't read about....Probably have. Edit: just re-read and you put 'Driven' not 'Ridden' I'll shut up lol
  17. I love these bikes...SO SO Jealous.
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    School Exclusion

    Good god, don't know if it's just my area but some of the kids at primary schools around here are as bad as the fools in high school, even in my nieces class (she's 7) there's kids that tell the teachers to f**k off and stuff. And you hear about little kids hitting there teachers. I was a good boy in school though except in year 11 when me and a few mates bobbed pretty much every lesson because the teachers just sat us in the class and didn't do f**k all with us, so we used to go across the fields with our air rifles and have a few sessions...Never got found out til labout 2 weeks before I left school and my mum had a phone call about my abscenses (spelling) of course my mum didn't know anything about it, she asked me about it so I denied it and said I'd go see the woman who called tomorrow (I didn't and I heard nothing of it again). In about year 8/9 we had a maths teacher called Mr Parker, he was soft as shit so people used to chuck pens and the board rubber at him and throw desks and tables around the class, and he was walking across the class with the big poles that they use to open the windows and some lad tripped him so he put the pole right through the window, not long after that he ended up having a nervous breakdown and we never saw him again. I didn't mis-behave in school though, I just didn't really do anything.
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    Danny Kearns

    I could of tugged one off watching it to be honest, wa' mint dan
  20. Even people who have never been to Salford have usually heard about it's reputation, like moss side.
  21. Been training properly for 4 weeks now,but on and off for a year before that. My diet mainly consists of pasta, chicken, potatoes, and my favourite is loads of salmon and cucumber in a baguette, I'm eating constantly all day but still aren't putting anything on. I train every other day 4 days a week.
  22. Right I'm looking for a/some supplements that will increase my muscle size paired with a good work out,now the work out I have but the supplements I don't (hence why I'm asking for them) Now I've heard that creatine is good so I'm getting some of that tomorrow just till I find out more. So can anybody recommend supplements that actually worked and possibly where to get them from, too tired to read through god knows how many pages searching for it + I'm watching Rise of the foot soldiers. Thanks
  23. These bikes are so nice, if I won lottery I'd get one
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