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I quote Jimmy Carr : Romance is dead, men killed it and made women clean it up.

Haha my bad,whoop it gives me an extra day for each to get stuff.

Yeah my lady isn't terribly bothered about the price, but she is at the same time lol. Aslong as it isn't something that I just saw and thought "That'll do" because to be honest I'd be happy enough just buying her some johnnies, OR the spermicidal lube like off Superbad.

*sigh* I'm so stuck for ideas. her birthday is on monday and then valentines day on wednesday..I'm rationing her £50 per day lol, I'm getting the usual roses for V day but as for actual presents I have no clue lol. I know that she's got me a scalf (Stone Island admittedly lol) Needless to say it's what I need, what with summer coming up. All is good....apart from everything that isn't. Edit for TM. I got told the ' put thought into it,it doesnt have to be expensive' with christmas, how foolish of me to listen to her. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES CAN YOU GO CHEAP ON THEM !

Oh my lord, that has to be the nicest bike ever. *drools*

Real nice bike fella

if I had the dollar I would get an Eno personally,piss easy to service and they just last forever. I ran a tensile when I got rid of my Eno and that never skipped once nor did I have any problems with it (though they are a b*****d to service when you're trying to get all the pawls back in the shell)

lol to be honest I was just in shock, it happened and I had to actually carry my bike (bmx) all the way to college (which fair enough is only about half a mile away,but believe me it becomes a long half a mile after just being hit by a car + having to carry the bike there)

Edited to keep everyone happy.

Probably being sat in college all day after just being knocked off my bike,smashing her wing mirror to pieces,and writing off my bike...Wondering how it is best to tell my parents. felt sick all day lol.

band: The foo fighters. I can not get across enough how much I f*cking hate them, they have to be the shittest band ever. song: Wonderwall by oasis. People bum that song way too much, there other songs I like but that song just pees me off.

He must have some big cojones in those trousers, he's pretty darn insane

Right then the 14th is approaching and I don't know what to do for/what to get the missus, I have about 100 dorrah to spend (but bear in mind her birthday is on the 12th lol) Think I'm a touch unlucky with the dates being so close together. So any help at all or just some little things that women like want or need will be appreciated. (bit of a shot in the dark as they are all different in their own wonderful and strange ways)

Just shout the old.. OI MATE U FACKIN' QUEER ! They'll soon get the message.

Jolfa I want your hair so bad ! And how big is your ear tunnel? Thanks.

I have some Vidal Sassoon 20 quid jobbies from argos, they do the job fine and I use them everyday (bit of a tart you see ). P.S Janson haha, 'I LOVE MY LITTLE VINCEY !!!' and 'yeah big deal, see that..straighteners, Nicky Clarke, hottest you can get, fell asleep on them while I was pissed.'

Bike looks too good ! So clean and sexy, as I'm sure everybody has already pointed out your room is rather darn organised, you make me look like a squatter lol.

I really wanted one of these frames but I didn't realise they only had V mounts, which isn't bad except for I have no idea about good V setups..and if I decided I didn't like it I couldn't switch back to a maggy except for evo mounts, which I now have on my saracen, and f*ck that.

Not to hijack the thread here but..I am wanting to get vee brakes for my saracen m.a.d (I know the bike's toss but it's all I have till I get a job that pays something half decent) I'm wanting to know where to start because I haven't got the faintest idea,what brakes,pads,cables etc. Thank you. P.S do grinds make trials purpose pads wear out mega fast,using the vee that came with the bike on the front and the grind just chewed through the pad lol.

Aye another vote for alternator belt, tutor where I work had it happening on his vectra too.

+3. I NEED msn,it's my thang (sad as eff I know)

Thanks a lot, that website is mint and to be honest all the people I've seen with dreads/that I've been sat by haven't looked dirty or smelt but then again they aren't too common in stoke really. Thanks for the advice and stuff everyone . I'll update at a later date as to what I decide to do.

Thanks for the help guys Going to get my girlfriend to do it for me as she knows more about them than me. So will I be looking like a tit for nearly a year with my hair in elastic bands? Thanks again.

Worth it in the end though , I'm having them no matter how much it's gonna hurt lol, just that once I have them if I decided I didn't like them I'd have to cut all my hair off .

I am, I have pieces of metal in my eye brow and lip and a big thing in my ear. I totally agree my hair is fit (H) but I'm fancying dreads, I reckon if I get dreads I'll look just like bob marley (I'd actually like to have them as long as his) I'm not so sure that blonde dreads will work too good (the guy on bad boys 2 for example) but yes if you know anybody who has dreads (or if you yourself have dreads) I'm asking on here rather than google because I wanna hear it from somebody who actually has them. Thankk yooooooooou P.S They'll probably look shit because my hair is too short and I'm white,but I'll try Edit: Meteor I get some right funny looks when I tell people I straighten my hair lol, arses to them, they gel theirs so why can't I straighten mine 8-) lol.