Two middle aged male Dwarfs who have known eachother all their lives decided to buy a lottery ticket together one day. To their suprise they won 10 million pounds, and decided to go to Las Vagus and splash out on all the luxury stuff they've ever wanted. While they were out there one dwarf said "i know, we should get ourselves a couple of show girls and take them too our rooms", so they went downstairs and paid these girls to come up to their rooms. They each went into their own rooms with these girls, and in one dwarfs room, he got her undressed, then suddenly he said "i'm really sorry love...but...i can't get it up" The dwarf was really embarrased, and over heard the room next door, where his friend was. All he could hear through the walls was "1...2....3....HUUUH!!!" The dwarf was so terrible embarrased he kept saying "i'm really really sorry, normally i can get it up, it isn't you" the show girl was very understanding but envious of the girl next door, who sounded to be having a great time. And again they heard, "1...2...3...HUUUHH!! The next morning the two dwarfs met at breakfast downstairs, and one the unfortunate dwarf said, "you wouldn't believe what happened last night, i couldn't get it up!!" To which the other dwarf replied "COULDN'T GET IT UP!? i COULDN'T EVEN GET ON THE BED!"