Sneakers O'Toole

I genuinly get pissed off that i won't be able to see any of the universe myself. It annoys me that i am unable to leave Earth and go exploring. Sounds weird but it is a very real annoyance to me and probably goes someway to explaining my intake of mind altering substances and love of spacey music.

A smart man uses plastic lolly sticks

That burnt toast looks more like ringo starr or george harrison, i forget which was the ugly beatle.

I would make a small splint out of a lolly stick and a rubber band.

Thats why i pack viagra. Your move...

Do you keep a spare tucked on your ear though??? That is the coolest, and everyone knows it.

I quit after 4 years smoking. One day i woke up and decided to stop smoking. Originally it was supposed to be just weed i was stopping but i ended up not smoking anything and to be honest it want that hard. Obviously i've had a few since but i no longer buy my usual couple of packets a week.

I could suuuure go for a beef sandwich right now

He smokes those fake cigs you get at the joke shop?

Here we go... The Who - Who's Next, brilliant album, rocking songs, chilled songs. Has it all Pink Floyd - Animal Instincts (Live Bootleg), Wish you were here, Animals, Money, Us and Them annnnd Careful with that axe eugene all in one show??? Yes please!!!! Oasis - Whats the Story Morning Glory, reminds me of my days sat round mates houses wasting our time. Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, was on constant play when i first got to uni Rogwe Waters - Amused to Death,,,Jeff Beck on guitar, Waters great lyrics and the best end to any concept album ever.

The buggering scenario helped alot! Just checked further into HSBC's rates and they do offer an intrest free overdraft up to £1000, silly me for not reading far enough. Will pop down the local branch and change to a student account as soon as possible. Just wish i hadn't blown my heap of cash on shiney/naughty things. Oh well you live and you learn.

I'm just about to go back to University and i have come to the conclusion that this year i am going to need to get an overdraft. Last year i managed by working part time, my savings (all gone, gunna regret that) and hand outs from my very tolerant Dad. So...I've been looking at opening a Nationwide account as they have a low intrest rate of 7.75% compared to HSBC who i'm currentley with who have 18.6%. Now does this simply mean that to borrow £1000 i would have to pay back £1075 before the end of the year? Assuming i blew it all, which i don't intend to. Also are there charges for just being in your overdraft??? Any help would be great, i have no idea about this sort of stuff.

I did english language at A level. Alot of it was learning how to write political speechs, learning how language developed over the centuries, how kids learn to speak, about regional dialects. There was other stuff but i've forgotten alot of it. It was a good subject though and i got to do a unit on Pink Floyd lyrics which was cool.

Put a pair of socks down your boxers.

Wake up, rub one out, cold shower, pint of water, orange juice. Then a nice bacon butty and a cup of tea. Works a treat.

Gambling is the way forward. I turned £1 into £10 by playing blackjack for 5 mins on Ladbrokes. Beaunty.

Gambling

Doesn't that go against the point of the medical trial?

One of my mates got turned away froma trial because he didnt declare his drug use and they tested him for it. Probably best of finding out wheter that specific trial has any rules on the matter. Go on erowid and find out how long each drug stays in your system.

Mines Arthur Atkinson, because he's the funniest guy alive. Now wheres me washboard?

Ecstacy makes you look like a deranged version of Compo from last of the summer wine Al Pacino turned down the role of Han Solo Keith Moon could take on a bear

Most of our valeters turn up in battered white vans so you'll impress with any, but i do like the first one. Simple and to the point.

Then get a prostitute.

Do something really childish, hire a clown, go to one of those indoor adventure things, bouncy castle etc. Getting pissed is a weekly event anyway so something stupid and childish will be remembered. Or get a prostitute.

My favourite drink is deffo tea, followed closely by 18p Morrisons orange cordial. mmmmm On the alcoholic front it would have to be any pint of lager, dont really care which.