The spiders that live in my room and insist on walking across my bed. I don't mind spiders but surely its more convienient for them to walk across the floor rather than up the leg of my bed, across and down the other side. People who give bootlegs a good sound quality rating, downloading them and finding they sound like rusty nails being dragged across a dying cat. The street light outside my window The fact i can't stop farting The bin men that will wake me up at 8am, like they do every week. People who take an age at cashpoints/checkouts Uni in general My samsung phone having no ' button so when i type "i'll" it comes up "ill", does my nuts in. Why pressing a different combo of buttons when sending a text i can go through 3 different menus just to press send.