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Ah, the furry cup, the triangle of delight, the magical land of Narnia... All this cooter talk is utter rhubarb!

Christ, I'm still wired. Sleeping will be fun tonight.

Seriously, what's the etymology of 'cooter' ?

Is there guna be any more

No the first time, and no the second time :)

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.cooterthumbsup.gif383 up, 154 downthumbsdown.gifCooter: N the holiest of holies, the place all men aspire to be. Often paired with large, flappy labia known as "Beef Curtains." The appearance of the Cooter is usually heralded by the distinct reek of low tide.

Lauren's cooter smelled like an octopus and resembled a bearded axe wound.

by Baby Jesus Mar 16, 2005 email it

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cooter

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thats a pretty sexy definition you got there.

so did anyone else do something humorous in the moment of glory?

Thinking it was a nuke, when my housemates all started panicing, standing up, looking at eachother and swearing i calmly go "dnt woz, its probs just a nuke" and reluctantly dived behind my mate's bed, waiting for the windows to blow in haha

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If one was to rape Mystic Meg, would it be possible to evade a rape charge by stating she can see the future, and as a result must've foreseen the rape taking place, and let it happen?

LMAO. Hmmm. Depends if she had her crystal ball on way home from pub or not :S

These back alleys you can never be sure.

Danny.

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If one was to rape Mystic Meg, would it be possible to evade a rape charge by stating she can see the future, and as a result must've foreseen the rape taking place, and let it happen?

I reckon it'd stand up in court... try it and let us know what the foods like in prison :P

Yus, chocolate hungry boy. Although i have a tub of strawberry here for dessert...

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If one was to rape Mystic Meg, would it be possible to evade a rape charge by stating she can see the future, and as a result must've foreseen the rape taking place, and let it happen?

But if she can see into the future, then time can not be linear, and consent before, during or after could applied either actively or retroactively so even if she let it happen, her consent might only come after so for a short time you'd be sharing a cell with a friendly man called Beth who 'just wants a cuddle'

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thats a pretty sexy definition you got there.

so did anyone else do something humorous in the moment of glory?

Thinking it was a nuke, when my housemates all started panicing, standing up, looking at eachother and swearing i calmly go "dnt woz, its probs just a nuke" and reluctantly dived behind my mate's bed, waiting for the windows to blow in haha

Lol

I just ran down stairs turned on sky news and came on TF

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thats a pretty sexy definition you got there.

so did anyone else do something humorous in the moment of glory?

Thinking it was a nuke, when my housemates all started panicing, standing up, looking at eachother and swearing i calmly go "dnt woz, its probs just a nuke" and reluctantly dived behind my mate's bed, waiting for the windows to blow in haha

Thought it was an orgasim at first. With porn been on tv an all.

Danny.

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If one was to rape Mystic Meg, would it be possible to evade a rape charge by stating she can see the future, and as a result must've foreseen the rape taking place, and let it happen?

It's impossible to rape Mystic Meg, for she knows everything about the future, so obviously she'd know you were gona stab her stench trench so if she let you do it, by not altering the course of future, then it wouldn't be rape surely!?

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But if she can see into the future, then time can not be linear, and consent before, during or after could applied either actively or retroactively so even if she let it happen, her consent might only come after so for a short time you'd be sharing a cell with a friendly man called Beth who 'just wants a cuddle'

If she consented to it afterwards though, I'd rape her again, only this time it'd be in court.

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It's impossible to rape Mystic Meg, for she knows everything about the future, so obviously she'd know you were gona stab her stench trench so if she let you do it, by not altering the course of future, then it wouldn't be rape surely!?

But for me, it'd still feel like rape. To quote Ian Fleming - "It would have that almost sweet tang of rape." I shit you not, that's in one of the Bond books. The old school, unedited versions of them dominate.

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If she consented to it afterwards though, I'd rape her again, only this time it'd be in court.

You're twisted Sir. In some countries you'd be burned at the stake, here the only punishment is moderating a trials based Internet forum, and seeing the same pubescent questions coming up every six months...

Hmmm, I hear a chopper being scrambled.

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