Tom Booth Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Surely for it to be a special day, said woman shouldn't need such litle gifts as a meal, bracelets etc. Your company alone will be the biggest treat of all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan S Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 (edited) Dude! thats for the TF Confessions!found Edited February 10, 2009 by Dan S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 With foolproof steps like that the pump is bound to be right around the corner, no drugs needed.Coming straight from k-dawg it's actually never going to fail, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Woodley Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 (edited) But i must confess i cheat sometimes :$twat Edited February 10, 2009 by Nathan Woodley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted February 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Where s that? :$http://www.trials-forum.co.uk/forum/index....howtopic=131187 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Dude! thats for the TF Confessions!And i likes daveys idea .The hammer or the seeing what happens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted February 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 The hammer or the seeing what happens?Seeing what happens . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Seeing what happens .Yer, its what i do, go see her see what happens.To be honest i love spending time with her and if anything happens its just a bonus.Plus it is valentines day a chance to be all smoosh with an excuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Dude! thats for the TF Confessions!No, it's for the TF 'let's all be arrogant twats and tell everyone about all the sex falling at our feet thread' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jitters Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 I don't dive into the whole card/flowers/dinner thing. Definately avoid the commercial aspect. Getting some food is always good. you can talk and whatnot. Much nicer than a movie theater, as mentioned before. Although I thought the hole in the popcorn bucket was funny.May be too sappy for a first date, mind you, but I usually try things like setting up a bike ride (helps if she's into bikes, so ad lib here) Pack up some sandwiches drinks and treats. Roll out to a nice spot with a view and minimal people around and have a picnic. Oh yeah, make sure to carry all the stuff for bonus points.Works for me anyway.Good luck to you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 So, to sum everything up. Get some popcorn, watch a movie in your bed, then f**k her. Remember the golden rule, fingers first. Its fool proof.If all else fails, date rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 In that case, I suggest a nice little dinner somewhere, as i said before, make sure you book, take a little present along aswell, just something small, and you'll look a douche if you dont offer to pay. This is the WORST plan in the world EVER. He's 14! When I'm 23 and trying to find someone with lots of money so I never have to work ever again then i may take a girl out to eat on valentines day, but at 14 its the last thing possible! The scum-bag shit places are charging £50 each round here, and lets face it, it doe's make getting your end wet that little bit more hard! ITS A SCAM! And as for paying! Pah! I pay whenever I'm out with my gf cos' i have enough money to, but the last thing you want to do on a first date is flash money that you don't have, inevitable crash and burn and be skint for the rest of the month!Guide on how to really pull hanna;- Add to MSN- Be interested in her- Don't ask her to get her babs out until you have done some inter-web foreplay- IN THERE MY SON!Seriously go to hers, ask her to cook you a nice meal, wack on a film and do as you please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted February 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 .Nice friendly advice, thanks X. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 was that ended with a kiss for any reason? you can't bail out on this tart for simps now, that's almost a jilting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted February 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 was that ended with a kiss for any reason? you can't bail out on this tart for simps now, that's almost a jilting.Shh!Dude! she reads this forum..well, she don't, but, hey ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 So, to sum everything up. Get some popcorn, watch a movie in your bed, then f**k her. Remember the golden rule, fingers first. Its fool proof.If all else fails, HAMMER TIME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robwalker Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Your posts are the only persons post I'm reading LOL.Very helpful too i may add .Never really thought about it that way at the cinema.. Good point though.She is 14, as am i .FYI, we wont be shagging.f**kign shag her or your a gay fanny. LOL.But she has "insisted" i go round to hers, how can a buy her a meal . Hey excuse me.. Can i buy that off you please?, Dont think it will go down too well lol.Craig. Get a f**king jon daki in knob'ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Just get her some chocolates, 1 rose, and make some time for her. Set the whole day aside, and just do some fun shit together. Then take her back to your house, give her the chocolates and rose, and watch a fiilm I'll be taking her for a meal, giving her some random prezzies and a rose, going back to mine with my room lit by candles and let the night take us where it wants to! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Yellow Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Lost mine at 15. way to go for you)stick to my plan, it always worked.I'm 16 and i had like 15 GF. so I know what I'm advisingI'm in a relationship now. 2 year anniversary this summer.But i must confess i cheat sometimes :$you're 'ard.steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted February 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 f**kign shag her or your a gay fanny. Get a f**king jon daki in knob'edYou make me LOL.What age you lose you virginity Robert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 (edited) Get a f**king jon daki in knob'edI think this thead deserves to be stickied Edited February 11, 2009 by adamtrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted February 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 I think this thead deserves to be stickied Yes, stickied.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 (edited) In that case, I suggest a nice little dinner somewhere, as i said before, make sure you book, take a little present along aswell, just something small, and you'll look a douche if you dont offer to pay. What? Almost every girl I know would feel terrible if I paid for the dinner. Although I guess its different when you're younger. She's a girl, not a charity case...A mate of mine broke up with his missus the other week because he pays for absolutely everything all the time; she got sick of it because she's constantly feeling bad about it! Sure, pay for the occasional thing but don't take the piss - it'll just look like you're trying to buy her.Although I'd avoid a dinner if you don't know this girl amazingly well and can maintain a decent conversation - meals are all good, but the awkward silences are a killer. Personally I'd do something a little more active, bowling or some shit. Edited February 11, 2009 by Baby Pizzle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 (edited) Just go somewhere you can have a nice quiet afternoon with her, and make sure you put her white stick in a place where no one will trip over it.Or, just get your brother to shave his pubes and face, and get him to do all the leg work, he looks enough like you. Edited February 11, 2009 by Fixed Pants™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCottTrials Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Lost mine at 15. way to go for you)stick to my plan, it always worked.I'm 16 and i had like 15 GF. so I know what I'm advisingit seems to me all you could advise is how to loose a girl.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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