TJ. Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 (edited) Me and a fellow Trials Forum member (has been asked to not be named just yet) were having a random lads chat and selling sperm came up in conversation,Does anybody know how you go about selling it and what is the pay like for giving “A Shot”.Also where would you go to sell it and is there any age restrictions or laws against selling your sperm? Like is it illegal?Cheers TJ Edited May 11, 2009 by TJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harris Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 what the f**k tony Sperm bank btw. Use google lmfao.Weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackC123 Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukegaigertrials Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 you must be very desperate for money haha jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 (edited) id sell my sperm Edited May 11, 2009 by Dave Anscombe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 eBay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 pawn/porn shop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 eBay banggerDave sperm for sale....women bidders only Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 One careful owner from new Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-Stop Junkie Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 A friend at uni wanted to do it, as he'd read you get 'loads' in the states for it.Turns out in the UK you get naff all. IIRC you get £5 up front, then £5 in six months once they've thawed it and it's still good. As it would barely cover his bus fare and a bacon sandwich, he decided against it.Google 'assisted fertility unit' to find your nearest... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 10 quid a day.. 50 quid a week.. and another 50 quid if it turns out to be good 6 months down the line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 (edited) No Comment! Edited May 11, 2009 by Nick pyke :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 I need some money, this could be interesting You need to be able to produce the sperm first, Nick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 10 quid a day.. 50 quid a week.. and another 50 quid if it turns out to be good 6 months down the line.Dont think you can wank for like 3 days before, gotta get your count high. And at 16 doubt they would let you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshlyd1 Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Well i have to say i know quite a lot about this topic .Ok if you go to a sperm bank you are given a questionnaire to test your background etc If they havent allready got a sample with your characteristics eg Hair colour You have done it All you need to do is go on a test where they take drugs samples and sti checks and then thhey take a sample from the inside of your trumpet .Then you have to take a sample every week for 6 weeks After every week you have a test as above again Maximun wage for 6 weeks is from £150 to £300 depends how rare/good LOL Josh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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monkeyseemonkeydo Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 If you do donate sperm, and it is used to fertilise an ovum in the future, the resulting child now has the right to know who you are don't they? I really don't like the idea of that 15 years down the line! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich J Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Well i have to say i know quite a lot about this topic .Ok if you go to a sperm bank you are given a questionnaire to test your background etc If they havent allready got a sample with your characteristics eg Hair colour You have done it All you need to do is go on a test where they take drugs samples and sti checks and then thhey take a sample from the inside of your trumpet .Then you have to take a sample every week for 6 weeks After every week you have a test as above again Maximun wage for 6 weeks is from £150 to £300 depends how rare/good LOL JoshHow rare your sperm is? Like endangered sperm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Banks Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Well i have to say i know quite a lot about this topic .Ok if you go to a sperm bank you are given a questionnaire to test your background etc If they havent allready got a sample with your characteristics eg Hair colour You have done it All you need to do is go on a test where they take drugs samples and sti checks and then thhey take a sample from the inside of your trumpetThen you have to take a sample every week for 6 weeks After every week you have a test as above again Maximun wage for 6 weeks is from £150 to £300 depends how rare/good LOLhahahahahahahahahaha Joshhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cresswell_d Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 If you do donate sperm, and it is used to fertilise an ovum in the future, the child now has the right to know who you are don't they? I really don't like the idea of that 15 years down the line!There is a not so new law in place now. It says that you cann't remain anonymous.PS. I found it out on a BBC program.DMC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex.loves.boys Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Me and a fellow Trials Forum member (has been asked to not be named just yet) were having a random lads chat and selling sperm came up in conversation,Does anybody know how you go about selling it and what is the pay like for giving “A Shot”.Also where would you go to sell it and is there any age restrictions or laws against selling your sperm? Like is it illegal?Cheers TJgot eough to give away then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ. Posted May 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 This was done as a joke for anybody that doesnt know or hasnt worked it out but i thought it would give us some fun to chat aboutYeah got abit floating around, share the love and all that shizz.Want some do you alex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Melson Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 A friend at uni wanted to do it, as he'd read you get 'loads' in the states for it.Turns out in the UK you get naff all. IIRC you get £5 up front, then £5 in six months once they've thawed it and it's still good. As it would barely cover his bus fare and a bacon sandwich, he decided against it.Google 'assisted fertility unit' to find your nearest...I'd quite happily have a wank for £5/£10 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 man £5 to have a want, then with that fiver ill go out and buy sum chick a drink, she can make me 'produce' another 'shot' and then ill go get another fiver, go buy another girl a drink. and so the cycle continues, my plan is flawless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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