Winnie Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 I've recently renewed my love for the Simpsons after losing interest in it. So, for a giggle what are your favorite Simpson's lines?There's so many but just to get the ball rolling here's one from an episode i watched last night - the one where Mr Burns wants his teddy bear, Bo-Bo:As Homer watches tv, Maggie waves the teddy bear in front of the tv as Kent Brockman does a newscast about the teddy bear.Kent: The Burns bear, possible the most valuable bear in the world, could be anywhere, it could be in your house, you could be looking at it right now, it could be right in front of your face as i'm saying this to you waggling back and forth, perhaps being held up by a loved one.Homer: Maggie, i'm trying to watch tv, put that mouldy old bear down! Mouldy! Old! I'm going to get something to eat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 I thought oyu was talking about michael simpson... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 I thought oyu was talking about michael simpson...As did I, i intended on wading in and posting a quote from the Imfamous 'How to remove an egg video?' "I prefer to use my hand" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Some men hunt for sport,Others hunt for food,The only thing I'm hunting for,Is an outfit that looks good...See my vest, see my vest,Made from real gorilla chest,Feel this sweater, there's no better,Than authentic Irish setter.See this hat, 'twas my cat,My evening wear - vampire bat,These white slippers are albinoAfrican endangered rhino.Grizzly bear underwear,Turtles' necks, I've got my share,Beret of poodle, on my noodleIt shall rest,Try my red robin suit,It comes one breast or two,See my vest, see my vest,See my vest.Like my loafers? Former gophers -It was that or skin my chauffeurs,But a greyhound fur tuxedoWould be best,So let's prepare these dogs,Kill two for matching clogs,See my vest, see my vest,Oh please, won't you see my vest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 The dog : Chewy! Youtube Video -> Original Video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ben John-Hynes Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny@phatworks Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Homer; "Oh! So they have the internet on computers now" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
club_card Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Hello, i like pies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leistonbmx Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 As did I, i intended on wading in and posting a quote from the Imfamous 'How to remove an egg video?' "I prefer to use my hand"Win^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 where is bart anyway? his dinner is getting all cold and eaten... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 where is bart anyway? his dinner is getting all cold and ALL eaten... One of my all time favouroute quotes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobo_Grimmer Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 The dog : Chewy! Youtube Video -> Original Video +1 Awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winnie Posted November 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 From the Lisa on Ice episode:Homer: I don't want you to treat her (Lisa) different just because she's a girl! Ha, that kids got bosoms!Uter: Don't make me run, i'm full of chocolate! (as Homer chases after him whilst flicking him with a wet towel). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bollo you ball-bag Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Homer "a gun is not a weapon, it's a tool like a butchers knife,a harpoon, or an aligator" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Quit jiving me turkey!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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davey1991 Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Lenny: Its a secret.Karl: shutttt uppp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale-Hill Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Lenny: Its a secret.Karl: shutttt uppp!That episode is mint! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 (edited) Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.Homer: How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.Hilarious Ben Edited November 10, 2009 by Ben Cox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mockett Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 there driving along and they hit a dear,Homer: Doh Bart: A dear Lisa: A Female Dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Vandart Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.Homer: How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.Hilarious BenLMFAO! :lol: :lol: I to thought it was a thread for 'Simpson' quotes, that would be ace.Suppose it wont kill me to exercise. I'm failing to understand anything around me atm...Excellent...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe O'Connor Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 (edited) Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.” Wiggum: Can’t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can’t be policing the entire city!Homer: Max power,max power, his name sounds good in your ear, but if you hear it you musent fear, because his name can be said by anyone! Edited November 12, 2009 by Joe O'Connor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Vandart Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 People at my local park have chosen num-chucks now "apparently" a punch or a stabb no longer does it for them!Awesome.......Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.” Wiggum: Can’t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can’t be policing the entire city!Homer: Max power,max power, his name sounds good in your ear, but if you hear it you musent fear, because his name can be said by anyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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