PeanuckleJive Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Made my sisters and Bro in law laugh for ages with that one. Cheers If you wanna be vulgar, go follow it up with "What else is white and can't climb trees?" Stephen Hawking. Who needs political correctness anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 If you wanna be vulgar, go follow it up with "What else is white and can't climb trees?" Stephen Hawking. Who needs political correctness anyway? They have gone now. Next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
club_card Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 A guy is walking down the road and he smells a bad smell he stops and touches something in the floor and tastes it then he says " oh it's dog shit, good job I didn't tread in it!"Theres a traveller in the middle of africa and he comes across a blackman with his arms around two girls. The traveller has never seen such abig willy so he gets out a camera and takes a picture then the blackman says "what, doesn't yours do that when it's cold?Why do black people have the bottoms of there feet and palms white? because there the only parts of the body that didn't show when they put them up agaisnt the wall to be painted. Don't call me racist because a blackman told me that one.What's the difference between jam and marmelade? You can't marmelade Your cock up a girls arse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt.price Posted August 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 why did the apple cross the road? to get to the other cider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMMM-JASON Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 Whats the diffence between JLS and Futurama.... There is only one bender in Futurama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowlly21 Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 Whats the diffence between JLS and Futurama.... There is only one bender in Futurama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomturd Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt.price Posted August 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe O'Connor Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine. It wooden go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt.price Posted August 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 i went out with a font once ... wasn't my type Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine. It wooden go! i went out with a font once ... wasn't my type I love these jokes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_malcolm Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Whats green and doesn't fly? A cabage. I fostered a young child the other day, 4 cans straight over the back of his head. 2 Muslims walk into a bar, I dont know what happens next I left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt.price Posted August 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 2 Muslims walk into a bar, I dont know what happens next I left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprog! Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 personally i hate racism, but couldn't resist: Why did the paki cross the road? To get his 20m swimming badge... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowlly21 Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 (edited) personally i hate racism, but couldn't resist: Why did the paki cross the road? To get his 20m swimming badge... How do you make a sausage roll ? Give it a push Edited August 9, 2010 by Rowlly21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 You know you're gay when you know who JMS are. You know you're super gay when you thought I made a typo and really meant JLS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
club_card Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Two dragons walk into a bar one says "it's abit hot in here" and the other replies "shut your mouth!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Two monkeys get into a bath. One says "Oh ah ah ah!" The other says "Put some f**king cold in then!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanuckleJive Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Two sausages lying in a pan, one says to the other "It's f**kin hot in here" The other one says "AHHH A TALKING SAUSAGE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt.price Posted August 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 two lions walk down a london street and one goes "boy its quiet for a bank holiday" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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