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matt.price

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A guy is walking down the road and he smells a bad smell he stops and touches something in the floor and tastes it then he says " oh it's dog shit, good job I didn't tread in it!"

Theres a traveller in the middle of africa and he comes across a blackman with his arms around two girls. The traveller has never seen such abig willy so he gets out a camera and takes a picture then the blackman says "what, doesn't yours do that when it's cold?

Why do black people have the bottoms of there feet and palms white? because there the only parts of the body that didn't show when they put them up agaisnt the wall to be painted.

Don't call me racist because a blackman told me that one.

What's the difference between jam and marmelade?

You can't marmelade Your cock up a girls arse!

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