BONGO Posted May 31, 2005 Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 Ok, i feel compelled to write a bit about the house of wax 'horror' / 'thriller' / 'gory as f**k' new cinema flick in the pictures at the moment. I was forced to go by my girlfriend who loves all that scary shit, and i can't stand them, But i am so glad i went! I ain't gonna give it away, but its basically a few 20 somethings in america goin to a footy game, but camp over on the way to the game. The fan belt breaks, so they end up in a local town trying to get another. A helpful Garage owner takes them to his house for one, but it all goes tits up, with people dissapearing etc etc. It is f**king gruesome, with knives in throats, decapitations, steaks THROUGH heads etc, but f**k its a top film. The special effects at the end are amazing. Not much more i can say without telling you key points that are good to find out for yourself while watching it. Go see it and you'll be glad you did. john Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted May 31, 2005 Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 (edited) cheers, jon, i saw that advertised when i went to see seed of chucky (strange pointless film) and it did look really good, so i will be going to see that soon! has that chick in it dont it.....erm......blonde haired......name? edit: paris hilton (Y) Edited May 31, 2005 by rocktrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted May 31, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 cheers, jon, i saw that advertised when i went to see seed of chucky (strange pointless film) and it did look really good, so i will be going to see that soon! has that chick in it dont it.....erm......blonde haired......name? edit: paris hilton (Y) ← and elisha cuthbert. Not into her myself, but she has good legs :), and wears some nice tiny shorts for a minute :deej: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Hardman Posted May 31, 2005 Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 i didnt think that film was that scary at all, the people i went with found it boring, the amintonville (sp) horror was more scary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endofreak Posted May 31, 2005 Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 Horror remakes just seem to be getting better and better. My girlfriend and me seen this at the weekend. We both loved it. Fantastically brutal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian Posted May 31, 2005 Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 you lot were only going because you see paris hilton in her underwear no need to say deny it. yeah looks a good film i saw a few of the things on MTV about them making it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted May 31, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 you lot were only going because you see paris hilton in her underwear no need to say deny it. yeah looks a good film i saw a few of the things on MTV about them making it. ← but she's a scrawny blonde with a long skinny nose, droopy lip and no arse. At least she gets a scaffhold pole through her skull (Y) (fit belly though :) ) john Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Campbell Posted May 31, 2005 Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 and elisha cuthbert. Not into her myself, but she has good legs (Y), and wears some nice tiny shorts for a minute :) ← I think I may have to see that. :deej: Not a big fan of horrors really but if its actually good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Hardman Posted May 31, 2005 Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 At least she gets a scaffhold pole through her skull (Y) ha, i couldnt stop laughing when that happened, nice to see the biatch die mwhahahaha :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koxx-boxx Posted May 31, 2005 Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 Well yeah i saw this film the other night and it was pretty messed up the hole what kinda sick person would do that is the scary part, But i would rate it about 7/10 i would rather there be more or a story to it thou. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted May 31, 2005 Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 'horror' / 'thriller' / 'gory as f**k' new cinema flick... its basically a few 20 somethings in america. Their car breaks, so they end up in a local town trying to get another. ← Haven't heard that sorta story line before in those sorta films? :) Cheers for the review though (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexx Posted May 31, 2005 Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 I havn't seen it yet, but from the sounds of it, it sounds like those final destination films, with the poles through heads, people getting cut up etc.... if thats the case I can only hope it's a little better than those were (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy_gap girl Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 House of wax is f**king mental!!!! me n the boyfriend went... was abit jumpy in some bits vincent looks like joey from slipknot! but the bit where she's poking her finger out of the dran and that gay cuts her finger off is sick.. i felt ill haha and also the bit were he throws the metal rod through her head and then see falls back on it, and then he starts to film it :- but i recon a House of wax 2 will come out seen as there is a 3rd son :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endofreak Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 vincent looks like joey from slipknot! ← I thought the same too in parts!! Sometimes he looked like Ozzy Osbourne. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dai the Socket Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 I've seen it and it's ace! Its Really sweet. When he chops her finger off with wire cutters on the sly :lol: I'd defo see it again. I go to the cinemas quite a lot and it's one of the best i've seen in AGES. :- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 wooooooooo what a great film, quite good gore and funny, and tense at times, recomend the film to anyone :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 It's hilarious to see what you guys like over there... :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Hart Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 I went to see it last night it was gory but it was a pritty boaring film. :) <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 It's hilarious to see what you guys like over there... :) ← My feelings exactly when I visited OTN's off-topic areas :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 My feelings exactly when I visited OTN's off-topic areas :P ← was expecting for someone to say something back :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomN Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 Hmmmmm after reading this post it seems a bit of both to good and boring. ah you convince me to go see it soon. Any one seen Sin City? That's good but has some stupid parts in it like a guy got shot about 15 times yet he still lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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