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Being f'ing young and having a Mc Donalds birthday party, one of the old old one. Invite loads of mate and girls and my g/f at the time. Emily Taylor, she was the hottest girl in the school back then. Get loads of random shit, money etc, stuff you face for free, get to play silly games and get a wicked party bag. Oh and Roald Mc donald too beign there.

Oh they where the days. One of the best

Fav so far was when my ex misis did a bit of a strip tease soon a si got in from work, tied up and tesed etc etc, you can wank and work out the rest.......

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Being f'ing young and having a Mc Donalds birthday party, one of the old old one. Invite loads of mate and girls and my g/f at the time. Emily Taylor, she was the hottest girl in the school back then. Get loads of random shit, money etc, stuff you face for free, get to play silly games and get a wicked party bag. Oh and Roald Mc donald too beign there.

Oh they where the days. One of the best

Fav so far was when my ex misis did a bit of a strip tease soon a si got in from work, tied up and tesed etc etc, you can wank and work out the rest.......

haha. a mcdonalds birthday party. they are the best. admit it lads and lasses. we've all had a mcdonalds birthday party

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Jungle jims at blackpool tower.

Oh the good times. Me and all my year in primary scholl went every year.

i think i was about 9

My last b'day party was at my house. At least 40 mates came.

music, beer, weed, girls, and a freehouse = a great birthday party

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My worst was my 15th got abselutley wrecked on a cocktail of roller cola, ouzo, stella, wkd (looked like $***e and tasted the same) cant remember anything apart from telling my mam it was the kebab :(

Never really had a good birthday probly the day i was born :)

A deprived childhood of crap birthdays forced me into trials :P yey deprived childhood

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Dont be silly your on here all the time trying to be funny.

You fat wanker

What? You don't even understand the basis of English then do you. Ok, I'll leave you alone as that is by far one of the funniest replies I have ever got and I didn't provoke you or do anything. oh my god I must truly be a comic genius.

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Dont be silly your on here all the time trying to be funny.

You fat wanker

hahahaha

My best was my 14th, i got a new pc, feild bike to play about on, my first ever trials bike :huh: and about £200 if im correct :ermm:

Was wicked!!!

But i dont think i had a girlfriend then, which would have topped it all off :( :-

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And then boast to try and look cool.

Yeah! YEAH! My favourite was when I got given this LearJet by my girlfriend, who was actually the porn star Aria Giovanni. We flew to Monaco and on the way did all kinds of things. Then I got in a Ferrari F355 and burned it to a casino, crashed into the foyer and jumped out and went 'yeah!'.

Next I won 4.5 million Euros and bought a Porsche Carrera. We burned it off to this 68 star hotel and did more things, then food and stuff. Yeah. Then yeah. Then we went to St Tropez and hired this boat and went out stripped off and did more things yeah yeah yeah.

Then we got home and I opened my next present which was a homing pigeon....

I mean, I could go on....

*walks off mumbling 'yeah! yeah!' to himself*

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all my birthdays have sucked really. i was at collage until about 10.00 pm for my last one but i had a good party with me mates at the weekend to make it up

why the heck were u in college untill 10pm? lol :ermm:

erm, yeah, my best party was ages ago where we hired a sports hall and had big tournaments n stuff there, i was about 9 but it was mega cool :huh:

and, yay, my birthday tomoz :(

woo

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for my last birthday i was working :huh: thats the worst. And the best was when i had a free house :D can't remember much of that night :( always good though :D

and monkeyman nah you just seem to post on all things :-"

rickyb

*waits for monkeyman to reply* :ermm:

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