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Worst Films You've Ever Seen


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What are the worst films that you have ever had to suffer? You know, ones where a weeks all inclusive holiday at Guantanamo Bay prison camp would be preferable to having to sit through it again. Films so bad and embarassing that you'd have to smuggle them out of the DVD shop in a brown paper bag as if it were a porno.

I'll start.....

Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D

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caught this on ITV a few weeks ago at about 1 in the morning. Its a comic book adaption but didnt quite get the same budget, attention, big director, star studded cast, well anything as sin city. Looked like it was knocked up in about a week with a budget of around 50 euros. David Hasselhoff played Nick Fury and his trademarks were an eye patch, a cigar, and a love of the ladies- need i say more! Was one of those films that is so bad its almost good!

another terrible film I have had inflicted upon me is Red Eye (oh dear this was terrible. Not even bad in a funny way :huh: )

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starship troopers 2 on a week or so ago, its such a lame ass film, somehow its even worse that the first one i couldnt stand watching it apart from the bit where a rather fit blonde woman was walking around naked

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Ermm....

Cant remember what it was called, it was the one with Tom Cruise in it, was released in the summer some time, was is a bit 'The day after tomorow', about the world ending and stuff, but this one was with robots and stuff :S

I thought the beginning was alright, but at the end it looked as though they gave up on ideas :huh:

Just the ending was really crap (N)

Will edit when i remember the name of it :blink:

Benny :)

EDIT: Film 'War of the Worlds'. Thanks to 'Plainlazy84' :)

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the breakfast club........

was on tv last night, and is utter shit.

:o

i watched that last night and thought it was an awesome film. Looked like it was going to be your typical high school jock/geek/ outcasts type brash comedy, but ended up with a much more thoughtful ending and purpose. Maybe you were expecting some toilet humour in your face comedy like American Pie (not that thats a bad thing) ? It wasnt hilarious all the way through, but i did laugh out loud on numerous occassions, and the rest of was really thoughtful and made me think. Subtly brilliant. It got like an 8/10 rating on IMDB from about 30,000 votes so it cant be that bad. In the worst films ever made of all time?! surely not

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starship troopers 2

agreed that was terrible i couldnt help laffing at the special effects, just terrible.

Starsky and Hutch - pure tripe.

nooooo thats quility.

anyway the first assult on precinct 13 bought it thinking it was the new release arg what a waste of 15 quid lol.

the others.

dude wheres my car.

zoolander was tripe.

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Just remembered another one.

The Boogeyman. I had to be dragged away from my TV as the end credits rolled, as I was actually venting my fury F*ing and blinding at how that pile of crap had taken away 2 hours of my life. It was so bad I was fuming :angry:

A man scared of the boogeyman, who apparently devoured his dad when he was a kid. I mean come on :blink:

P.s to the guy above: are you thinking of War of the Worlds ? which again i actually quite liked :ermm:

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Just remembered another one.

The Boogeyman. I had to be dragged away from my TV as the end credits rolled, as I was actually venting my fury F*ing and blinding at how that pile of crap had taken away 2 hours of my life. It was so bad I was fuming :angry:

A man scared of the boogeyman, who apparently devoured his dad when he was a kid. I mean come on :blink:

P.s to the guy above: are you thinking of War of the Worlds ? which again i actually quite liked :ermm:

Ah yes, thats the one 'War of the worlds' :P

Didnt really like it :)

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LMAO! starship troopers 2 doesn't deserve to compeletly ruin the startship trooper name. 1 was class, 2 looked like it had been filmed on a handy cam in a school drama lesson.

I caught the end of a really cheesy film the other day. My digi info said it was about some guy who met a girl on the train but didn't get her number, so the whole film seemed to be about him trying to find her again.

Anyway the ending was cheesy as hell and seemed to have all the members of n-sync in it.

And i agree on war of the worlds, the first half was ace, the ending was just utter shit though. And the hour or so spent hiding in a basement was a complete waste of life. Talk about milking it.

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The Day After Tomorrow - Oh dear god no. Ok, I understand the Ice Age business, but why do I want to wait 2 hours to see some geologist* geezer go and find his son, leaving the rest of the northern Hemisphere to perish. I either wanted them all to perish, or none of them, which in fact, would still have made it a pointless film.

*Yes, I meant meteorologist, I couldn't remember what it was but now I have.

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LMAO! starship troopers 2 doesn't deserve to compeletly ruin the startship trooper name. 1 was class, 2 looked like it had been filmed on a handy cam in a school drama lesson.

I caught the end of a really cheesy film the other day. My digi info said it was about some guy who met a girl on the train but didn't get her number, so the whole film seemed to be about him trying to find her again.

Anyway the ending was cheesy as hell and seemed to have all the members of n-sync in it.

And i agree on war of the worlds, the first half was ace, the ending was just utter shit though. And the hour or so spent hiding in a basement was a complete waste of life. Talk about milking it.

Yeah the ending of war of the worlds was rubbish, really disapointing because i thought the rest of it was quite good.

Titanic is another film i cant stand, maybe it would be better if it was about half as long.Oh and anyone remember that film where arnold swarteneneneenger was a man having a baby, that was RUBBISH

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Titanic is another film i cant stand, maybe it would be better if it was about half as long.Oh and anyone remember that film where arnold swarteneneneenger was a man having a baby, that was RUBBISH

Yeah I agree both there

Also hated charlies angels, they weren't that fit (N)

And the italian job 2 was like blasphemy, the only reason it was called the italian job was because they pulled a 5 minute job in venice.... what a crap excuse for a title :| and since when did charlie croker and the rest develop american accents?

Yes i am a picky b*****d....

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the breakfast club........

was on tv last night, and is utter shit.

lmao i watched that it is truly poo (N) the worst ive seen is a film called The Duel was a lorry chasing a man in a car for hour and a half i only kept watching because i thought summat would happen. :$

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Black dawn or something with Steven Seagal, saw it today. My friends unfortunate mom parted with 3.95 for that pile of tripe on a 2 night rental.

Steven seagal is fat and through half the film looks as though he can't be arsed.

Worst special effects i've ever seen

Unnecessary swearing. For example. Seagal and woman sitting in a car - 3 second pause - "F**K" shouts the woman.

No one can act

Blatant advertisement, seems seagal has a Mc Donalds Addiction

The plot line is ridiculous, Seagal is ex CIA working for russian terrorists, but then he isn't, but then he is again, then he isn't etc etc.

In the end it was so horrific it was hilarious to watch, funnier than most comedies.

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