suck my StoofeH Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 Q-Wheres your seat gone?A- Its stuck up my ass, wanna help me pull it out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alun Goch Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 i was out and about riding near some f***ing huge flats and i had tar on my rims and a man came out wid wd 40 and said put this on your rims cause im trying to go to f***ing sleep lolLMFAO Get the "where's your seat" every other dayAnd every time he sees me, there's an RAF copper thats forever asking me where my lights are, and warning me that hes gonna arrest me for it, even though he can't because he only has the right in the RAF, so all's I do is promise to have a set on my bike before he tells me again. And so the circle continues....!Best question I've been asked though was by a chav standing on a street corner, he was waching me for a while, and when I rode past he said "havent you got anything better to do?"Like stand on street corners all day? Yes m8 ..... Alun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 Lol, I don't mean to ruin the thread by being a moaning tit, but some of these are genuine questions by interested people, do you really turn around and basically tell them to f**k off?Anyway, to add the the thread;PC Osbaldston - 'Where are your lights? Do you want to go to court?' 'Why do you ignore me?'Chavs - 'Lets 'ave a go on that?' 'How much is you bike worth?'Little kids - 'Is that a disc brake?!' 'Oh my god, is that a trials bike?'Public - Wheres your sit? Are you going to pay for that when you brake it? I think you need some new brake pads, it sounds f**ked. Can you wheelie it? Thats a girls bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 ok mines a good enQ. "oi mate can i have a go of your bike"A. "errr...NO!"to which they must so obviously reply with "don't be cheeky you willy or i'll knock you off it"to which i reply with. "yea ok" and ride of smoothly Another good one..."wheres your chair" i just ignore that one because its my mum and dad and a friends mum and dad that say chair lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff... Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 Chavs: i robbed a bike like that once and sold it on ebay.me:good bye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derenkirby Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 Lol, I don't mean to ruin the thread by being a moaning tit, but some of these are genuine questions by interested people, do you really turn around and basically tell them to f**k off?Anyway, to add the the thread;PC Osbaldston - 'Where are your lights? Do you want to go to court?' 'Why do you ignore me?'Chavs - 'Lets 'ave a go on that?' 'How much is you bike worth?'Little kids - 'Is that a disc brake?!' 'Oh my god, is that a trials bike?'Public - Wheres your sit? Are you going to pay for that when you brake it? I think you need some new brake pads, it sounds f**ked. Can you wheelie it? Thats a girls bike.Gawd i h8 it wen people ask to have a go on my precious bike lol n like ur guna tell a couple of chavs how much ur bike is worth they'll probably take it wen ur not looking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jandamna Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Chav : "OI mate do a jump"Me : "you do a jump you fat c*nt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikeriding Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Q. will you please leave the premisesA. no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macy`d Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 A:where are your gears?B:i Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 What grips are the best? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macy`d Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 (edited) A:where are your gears?B:I don't need themA:your not going to be going very fast thenB: don't want to go fastI get this one all the time.A: what are you doing on the rocks you silly boy?B:err riding whats it look like?A:Don't come running to uss if you fall offB: I'm not going to A: are you insured?B: NO go awayA: WOW are these hydraulic brakes?B: Well there not cable brakes are they oh and slightly off topic wy don't parents understand about uss having to buy parts for bikes? like there never going to brake its really annoying, they think its a waist of moneycheers mac. Edited August 14, 2007 by macy`d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onza-rider Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 What grips are the best?:bow: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Cristoff Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 i get the seat one all the time, its the most annoying question eversome random chav: 'why dont you have a seat mush?'me: 'ah crap, its been pike'd again ' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshball Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 I get some real stupids questions it is actually unbelievable!Q)Where is your seat?A)Still in the shop!Q)How long has it took you to be able to ride?A) Too long!Q)how come your bike is bigger?A)Because he cant afford the whole bike!When im riding modQ)How come that bmx is different?A)Because i beleive it isnt a bmx!Q)how come your bike is smaller?A)Because im the smaller man!And these coppers came into my mates pub when we was riding these pallets behind the beer garden which is private property and said we are going to have to ask you to stop riding as we have had complaints and we was like ummmm no sorry this is private property mate!And they said well we can give you both an £80 fine for this IF WE GET THE MANAGERS PERMISSION!!!!Now ask youself if you had a son would you say yes it is fine to fine my son £80 which i will end up paying!!!F*****g stupid dont you think.Joshx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gianttrials Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 sum little thugs down my way were watching me an a m8 riding an they blatently saw me bail after not quite making a tap, then 1 came up to me an asked "hav u ever fallen off?" to which i replied sarcastically "no course not, never, i'm to good to fall off" haha stupid kidsthe other funny 1 was this kid who was obviously on holiday asked my m8 to do a trick again, to which my m8 replied "where's your manners" an wouldn't do it till the kid said please, haha lollastly if i think sum1s gonna say about are seatless bikes we all go "ah m8 sum1s stolen your seat, what u gonna do" mucks people up completely lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam ere luvin :Ptrials:P Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 q. can you do a wheelie?a. errrm what one of them then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy wonka Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 q. can you do a wheelie?a. errrm what one of them then?err haha? funny guy.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandi Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 some old women Q. where is your bellA. not on my bike obviouslyQ. you should get one A. if you so bothered why cant you buy me oneQ. im not buying you one but you need to warn people you are comingA. so your saying everyone is blind that isnt very nice is it nowQ. i didnt say thatA. no but you implied it which is just as badQ. you need a bellA. o shut upSum old women she does my head in like mad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConnorPowell Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 oh and slightly off topic wy don't parents understand about uss having to buy parts for bikes? like there never going to brake its really annoying, they think its a waist of moneyYup get that all the time! And when you ask them to order something they give you evils. Grr Anyway a question ive had,Q: "Can i have a go on your bike mate"A: NoQ: "Why"A: Well Judging By The Way You Dress, You look like you would mug an old man for a few measly pennies, and look the you came from an episode of shameless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshball Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Yup get that all the time! And when you ask them to order something they give you evils. Grr Anyway a question ive had,Q: "Can i have a go on your bike mate"A: NoQ: "Why"A: Well Judging By The Way You Dress, You look like you would mug an old man for a few measly pennies, and look the you came from an episode of shameless.I lov watching shameless its well good and i cant wait for the new season to be aired!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alextheferret Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 chav: yer i can do all the stuff you can do!me: can you spell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monty boi Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Chavs always call me Monty, I was out riding the other day and someone asked me my age, so i said 16 and he say's do you have alot of pubes.i was wearing my monty boots and some lass said do you go scuba diving in them.Adam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toby3448 Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 q.whys there holes in your wheel? a.to save weightq.yeah but whys there holes in your wheel by the way have you realised most questions come from kids aged 11 riding saracens with zoom forks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Cristoff Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 chav: yer i can do all the stuff you can do!me: can you spell?i LOL'd at that, well done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Just answer their question in a scarilly about of detail. And go on for agggggges explaining the reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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