rugbyman Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 (edited) TURNER BROWNA skinny little Irish guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 poundleft testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown".The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him too, by shaking him and asks, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."The small guy says, "Turner Brown?... Sweet Jesus, I thought yousaid, 'Turn around!'" Edited April 20, 2006 by rugbyman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott-mad Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 that was realy gash please explain the joke if theres a well hidden funny bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 that was realy gash please explain the joke if theres a well hidden funny bit thats what i was thinking lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinky Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 haha some of the younger ladies are a bit slow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 It was alright, didn't make me smile though. I guess it was too predictable. For the slow ones 'Turner Brown' sounds like 'Turn around'. He thought the big black man was going to rape him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rugbyman Posted April 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 It was alright, didn't make me smile though. I guess it was too predictable. For the slow ones 'Turner Brown' sounds like 'Turn around'. He thought the big black man was going to rape him.dont bother explaining smo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 That. That was shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siders77 Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 That. That was shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott-mad Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 see thats what i thort the joke was bout him saying turn around. meh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Smith! Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Shockin'.Mat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 wel i laughted my arse off at it....funny shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 hahahaha good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 That. That was shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipkickbs Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 That. That was really quite funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endohopper Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 At last , an opportunity to make a one emoticon reply : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 (edited) At last , an opportunity to make a one emoticon reply : Well you ruined it before there didn't you! Just go to OTN and you can do it in virtually any thread and be agreed with Edit: and I thought the joke was average, but certainly not threadworthy Edited April 20, 2006 by Shaun H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 hahaha thought that was quite funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic Balls Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 i liked this...what's the definition of a mistress?In between a Mr and a Matress.... ooo yeah..adam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomturd Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 That. That was shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 awesome. made me laugh anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 I have to say, I find Terry Wogan funnier. But nice attempt non-the-less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 That. That was shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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