planet x alan Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 (edited) hey guys.i was in northallerton today. went for this gap from wall to rail. chain went snap. i went over handlebars, landed on the rail and my bollocks took full impact! bollocks both hurt badly and my sack burns! just checked them and they arent swollen! but it f**king hurt! and i dented my new frame, on the headtube! snapped my back brake hose, which was between the rain and the frame. and broke my crank and of course snapped my chain.up to then it was a good ride but boy i have never felt pain like it!made me feel sick!ouchhhhh!EDIT: just checked it, shaft is cut. Edited September 16, 2006 by planet x alan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose-iow Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 you just made me cringe as i read that! feel sorry for you dude hope there all still in working order! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 pics lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet x alan Posted September 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 pics lol. was wondering how long it would take for someone to say that!your all a bunch of perves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 (edited) lol ash I know the feeling, it's almost like your balls are back inside you and they've been squeezed by mole grips.......EDIT: I bet you wish your balls hadn't dropped now........ Edited September 16, 2006 by jake1516 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Hope you get better soon... sounds like we should inspect our chains Have a gentle wank and see how that feels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet x alan Posted September 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Hope you get better soon... sounds like we should inspect our chains Have a gentle wank and see how that feels?hahahahaha! suppose you would like a run in commentry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 video lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet x alan Posted September 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 video lolnow im scared! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Your not having much luck these days are you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nb88 Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 ouch.......mine went black and purple once when i hit them on the top tube, had to go see a doctor, lol, but he said theyre A-OK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 ouch.......mine went black and purple once when i hit them on the top tube, had to go see a doctor, lol, but he said theyre A-OK just because he fondled them, and had a big grin on his face doesnt mean they are a-ok.i suppose he left the room, came back grinning more, then said a-ok, so u left........what he actually mumbled is that ur f**ked and he came so its a-okhahai found it funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshywa Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 awww poor alan i was waiting down the park for you and tom to show up that day as well was it the gap up at bullarmoor road opposite the school ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet x alan Posted September 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 awww poor alan i was waiting down the park for you and tom to show up that day as well was it the gap up at bullarmoor road opposite the school ???yeah thats the one.we did go down the park. we were down there with santa for ages. till about 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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