Wannabe chav
You are 21 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.
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What wrong with calling your evening meal 'tea' :D maybe its a yorkshire thing.