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2 men and a woman get through to the final test to become an FBI hitman. An officer gives one of the men a shotgun, and says: "Through that door is your wife, in a chair. You must kill her if you wish to become a hitman." The man walks through the door - but comes out crying after 5 minutes saying: "I just couldn't do it!" Then the second man is given a shotgun. He is pushed through another door with the same message. He comes back out after 10 minutes, looking very dissapointed in himself. He couldn't do it either. The woman is then given a shotgun. She is told her husband is in the next room, and that she must kill him to become a hitwoman. As soon as the door closes behind her, a shot went off. Then another. There is a great deal of bumping, screaming, and weeping coming through the door. After it goes quiet - the woman comes back through the door absolutely furious. She shouted at the officer: "Why didn't you f**kin' tell me they were blanks in the gun?! I had to beat him to death with a chair leg!"

I know you lot might not get anything out of it, but still watch it please. Apart from one forum - on which they're mostly bastards - there's only a very little scene. I'd like to know what you think of the editting? Personally - I love it, and think it's the best I've ever done. The video is of my good friend Floyd. He is of a similar standard to me, and hasn't seen it yet. You may scoff at the moves - and you can let it be known... Though I'm letting it be known - I don't care if you think it's stupid, I love it. Any constructive criticism taken to heart Made in WMM. Thanks all Flipp.

Riding was excellent, though I'm sorry to say that - as a video - i found it a tad boring Sorry.

Looks as if that's the case

You'd be surprised.... There's no end of lonely, forty year old men, who buy all the Porsche clothing - purely to make them feel like they're slightly higher up in the ranks than one with just the car. ...Wankers. Hahaha. Old men with too much money

And there was me, think it was one STUPIDLY over-shot rolling gap

Pretty gooooooooooooooooooood. Bollard gap caught me unawares.... Bail was luscious.

His spec.

Probably as-stock. Not long registered, so that's my guess

I don't know how good the stock Vees on the T-Pro's are, but... I hate maggies. They keep popping on me.... etc. If you can set the vee's up to a good standard, and get some decent pads - I'd stick with them. Much easier to set up/adjust, and much cheaper to replace when they go wrong.

Fairly monsterly Sure we've seen CLS with bigger? Or do they have very different bar heights?

Cheapskate? Primark tee and jeans, Tescos boxers and socks, second hand Vans, and 16.5" hair (just measured ) That adds up to: £2.50, £3.00, £1, £0.50 and free. I don't own a jacket/jumper/hoody - I suffer instead. Mentioned the hair, so that you'd know I haven't spent any money on a haircut in [just about] three years. As I said.... Cheapskate? EDIT: Didn't know what to vote for, so I didn't, yet.

Thoroughly enjoyed that, though I must say - the guy on the stock looks far too small for one Also - what was the pink mod? Can't think what frame it is, and the wheelbase looks MONSTER in some clips.

I wonder if the TP is designed for the uber-tuckers out there...

Is it really so hard to put photo's in the right aspect ratio? Please?! Sorry - it's a pet-peeve of mine... Just annoys the HELL outa me. But then it could be argued, that - when trials was just starting out - 20" was really high. Granted - you're tallented if you can tuck that, being about knee height () but my point remains. This is only the way things are now. Give it a handful more years, and anything below 50 may be scoffed at. Same way as - through generations - we've been getting gradually more intelligent. That's gonna carry on. I'll bet that when trials videos were first around, to see a 40" sidehop (or even a sidehop atall, for that matter...) would be mindbogglingley high. Now it's gone up to the 55"+ regeion (sp? Looks wrong ) with TRA and when CLS' videos were new. I can't put my mind to doubting it'll go higher. People get better by riding with good people - so when they ride with TRA (for example), by the time they equal him - he'll have put on another 4". Means more people for newbies to learn from.... Everyone gets better quicker.... Get even better than the "normal" level - put the boundaries up. I'm rambling - but I can't tell if I've gotten my point across

Or 3CCD? Dunno - I've seen the sky in vivid colours like that before. Reckon a good camera'd catch 'em.

I could'a'sworn you had to quite due to injury? Or was that someone else? Mod for me. Also - while I hate to admit it, it does seem most the good riders' videos are on stock... Need CLS to squeeze a few out, to level it up I also have to admit - I have a T-Pro, and don't like being associated with DaBomb riders Mr. Kennard.

Calm it down - you only posted 20 minutes ago... 24 hours for a bump

I've said it once - and I'll say it again: You get the best stacks on camera

Youtubed it - and it was the one in Earthed 3. I thought it was 4.... No wonder I couldn't find it Link if anyone else wanted it.

You bloody LEGEND. Heard the song earlier, and haven't been able to think of the name all day. I love you.

I don't know who it is, which is why I'm asking you lot Sort of streety riding, not bouncy trials (CLS/Tunni) Natural riding at first, with street later on. Got Prodidgy as the music, though can't remember the song name; it's got a woman's "Ooooh ooooh aaaah oooooh aaaah aaaah aah" and kazoo sounding thing at the start. Knocks bar end on with gloves, or maybe helmet at the start. Massive bunnyhops, and a mega line on some rocks... sort of a sideways abubaca, but launches upwards after.... Bunnyhop over a rail down a sizeable grass slope. Same guy as who rode up a kiddie-plaground, tyre-swing strut. Stock, with a saddle. Pisspot style, white helmet, with a button on a strap saying "It's f**king metal." PLEASE help me, it's bugging the hell out me. If you know what it is, youtube, eengoepoopoo or tv.isg.si - don't care - just want it Thanks if you can help.

Y'Mean..... a shin-dig? Get used to 'em. Youtube it. Someone had one needing 21 (or was it 27?) stitches. My record's 6"

Well..... To be fair... There's not all that much left of this year.

'Cept the one where he threw it on a direct route to China?