Papa Manual

I find salty food and lots of fluids usually stop me from cramping up.

Thanks to Matthew Franklin for the above photo . This bloke had some wicked freestylin skillz. He did a little jolly about my trip from Guernsey to London for the ride. I was quite impressed!

It's absolutely immense.

I'm in whenever it is .

I was talking with him in an entirely polite and reasonable manner and he was just plain rude in return, so I unleashed my magura.

Cheers for a good one guys .

No , There's too much running around so I'm flying straight to Gatwick. I'd probably only have had about 3 hours riding in Pompey once I'd got trains there and on to Essex for the evening. I'll see you tomorrow though!

Plane in five hours forty five minutes. Check-in in four hours forty five minutes. Wake up in three hours forty five minutes. Fuuuck. Should pack.

....and get fired. My employers are pretty hot on web security.

Yeah man, a load of us are meeting at the sloped walls at about 11/12. 07781 115342.

Try the number I posted above. Edit: Just called them and you can check in up to 4am. Sorted.

01233 624213 is the direct number for travelodge in Ashford. That's the real number behind the premium rate one they advertise. So I guess that's +44 1233 624213 for you being overseas.

I've never stayed in one in London, they might be open a bit later.

Try them by phone again until you get through. When I've stayed there in the past check-in is usually closed that late.

See you there my loves.

This is the best weather website I know. It's never failed me! Looking good for Sunday . If it rains I'm going on the piss. See you there!

I wish it wasn't blocked where I work .

Sorry to hear that man . Surely you can just track this old friend down though right?

Who cares? Could you really be arsed to use the search after finding something like this? I would ask you about how much time you have on your hands, but you've kind of answered that with your fort .

Within 30 seconds I realise that I suck balls at this game.

I'd imagine Westlake is in on it.

I think it’s still illegal to play an internet radio station in a commercial setting. On the bright side, I believe there are some sites out there that provide monthly subscription packages for places like shops etc.

Out of principle, I'd do my best to screw them despite the added effort.

I think he was talking about Mac with regard to a corporate design or something. Sole trader is definitely the way forwards at this stage. The running and reporting requirements of a company will make it logistically demanding and more costly, so much so that it will offset any benefits that having a registered company would give you.

I normally do it with my cock out