i was in newlook with the missus and i was bored of looking at the same dress or sumit for the 4th time,so i forced out a fart to embarress her enough to finish her shoping there and then,so i let rip,it was so loud everyone in the store heard,but what made it worse was the fact there was a middle-aged couple no more than 2ft from my buttock wich i didnt notice,and they gave me the dirtiet look ever :$