Extreme_biker0

IPods first went on sale for $400 in 2001. Instead of spending the $400 on an iPod, you could have bought $400 of apple shares, and they would now be worth $10,000.

The question is: WHY are you adding the £2 on to the £27? You've already added it on to get to £27 (£25 actual charge, plus the £2 the receptionist kept = £27 which is what the guys paid). You don't have to be a chartered accountant to figure that out! MINE: You are looking into a mirror. Facing you is your mirror image. You raise your right hand, your mirror image raises his left. You raise your left hand, and your mirror image raises his right. They are the wrong way around. So, in your mirror image, why is your head still at the top and your feet still at the bottom? Shouldn't they be the wrong way around too?

Lighten up dude, this is an internet forum

I know, but it should be. It sounds better than Hellenic Republic.

Yessir! Except that I'm not a retard and won't take a suggestion on what I should and shouldn't do from you. Do you understand what I said? I was going to intervene but couldn't! If you have mod friends you can check the ip logs, I was in sweet Hellenia! Not a girl, unfortunately.

25 August 2009?

I deliberately copied the style of a few topics around that time because I was tired of reading shit like that. I was going to bring up the discussion but I was getting on a plane and there was no wifi internet past security, so the topic got locked before I could say much else! Why is funny in speech marks?

Lol pleasure That wasn't a serious topic, fool. And this topic is definitely good by comparison!

Your topics are all amazing. Wait, no, you contribute f**k all!

Just to be a pedant (and possibly also a satirist!), maybe they employ Actuarys to do the role you're describing instead. As for the topic; what's wrong with it? Simps absolutely ripped it to pieces, but to be honest I prefer this topic to Simps latest unintellectual contribution of 'Post a pic of ur missus'. Oh and trying to rub salt into the wound Simps by saying it's been ripped to pieces by someone who's only 18 was a bit far-fetched; Boswell is 17. The topic of mis-pricing of risk (albeit mainly credit) is actually very apt given the affairs of the day (AIG, Lehmen Bros, our own HBOS).

A while back there was a topic reminiscing about old videos and stuff. Many younger people haven't seen these vids but wanted to. Anyway, seeing as copyright expires after 60 years, and these videos are more than 60 years old, fact, I thought this would be ok. So here's the classic that is; Contact. Part 1: http://rapidshare.com/files/145249467/Cont....part1.rar.html Part 2: http://rapidshare.com/files/145271220/Cont....part2.rar.html

Personal = VAT is included in the price Business = VAT is not included in the price quoted, and has to be added on This is becasue business can claim the VAT back.

In the top right of the default screen layout you will see a little icon that looks like 2 computers (normally). Click that and it should drop down a list of the wireless networks it's picked up. Click the one you want. If it doesn't show the wireless networks it's picked up then your wireless isn't configured to work with the default ubuntu setup. To get it working is very difficult if this is the case, this being the difficulty I think Dr Nick was refering to above.

It's free, what have you got to lose? A couple hours of your time spent learning about HDD petitions, how to burn a disk, different OS's, cannot hurt.

Just go straight ahead and burn it to cd. Leave it in the drive and restart your pc. Boot from the disk and follow the instructions. Read the screens carefully (they're in plain english) and you can't go far wrong. Be careful not to delete your existing windows partition (you will resize it to make room on the disk for ubuntu). At the end of it you will end up with a dual-boot computer that will ask you whether you would like to boot to windows or ubuntu when you turn it on. Piece of cake.

Sorry to have offended you

Whoa Mrs sensitive, I wasn;t even using it in reference to you using it. I was just making myself immune to the rediculous pedantry regarding spelling and grammar that seems to be happening in this thread.

They(sic) simply(sic) haven't(sic) turned(sic) it(sic) on(sic) to(sic) its(sic) full(sic) earth-destroying(sic) capacity(sic) yet.(sic)

There is no hyphen in semicolon.

That is a 'scentence fragment'; please refrain from this in the future.

If I were director of that program I would have cut to static just after they flicked the switch, just for shits and giggles. This is why I'm not a director of any tv program.

No, just when he thinks of something funny. WHAT ABOUT AMERICAN PIE

R.I.P.

That's what they want to happen. Everyone knows we'll be swallowed up in a black hole by 0901 CET (0701 GMT). I'll be on my way to work. If i see a black hole coming up the road in front of me i'll spin around and drive away sharpish.

f**k that, how come all the other forms of intelligent life out there managed to keep there's under control? I mean, they must have done this experiment too at some point. If this were going to destroy us, don;t you think that when we looked into space, we'd see black holes all over the place, instead of all the thriving intelligent civilizations we do see?! Duh! Good job you covered your back. Otherwise, if a black hole was created, I would have logged back onto trials forum to mock *you*.