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Contraception isn't complicated really though is it? It's designed to be simple so that peasants can understand and use it to stop them breeding. If you've already done the long term stuff and you're done having kids, consider the snip? I keep thinking about getting it done now to be honest, and I'm only 21. Not too much effort to freeze a pint of spunk after all...

Well personally I just don't eat sweets at all, but whatever works for you I guess.

For a cheap option, turn the bag upside down and light a fire under it?

I think this situation needs a Simps with some complicated maths to find the perfect cost of helium/saving made on sweets ratio.

Errrr, no it's not. Tight spots are caused by the sprocket tooth surface having a slightly different center to the axle, I.E: It doesn't move in a perfect circle. Factor in the crank arm and freewheel having the same problem, and the answer is, you can't do anything about them apart from over tension your chain, which will wear it out. Get a chain stay protector and ignore the slap.

The weight of the balloon is irrelevant, the lift provided by the gas lifts the weight of the balloon, plus a bit more (otherwise it wouldn't tug your hand and try to fly away). Depends how much helium you you though.

I need to go there one day. I'm currently leading at about a 6A level indoors, not sure on the bouldering side of things, about V5 I reckon. My climbing buddy has fallen out with me in a rather spectacular way, (long story), so now I need a new friend, or I need to teach myself to lead outdoors, or I need to stick to sport/indoors.

JD, if she continues to be a bitch about it, just start releasing naughty photos, one a day, until she f**ks off.

Go for the more expensive one. The E5800 came out many many years ago, and the G840 came out this year.

Wait till she's calmed down, then ask her if you can talk about it. Wouldn't bring it up straight away as emotions will be running very high. I can see her point to be honest, I was incredibly close with my Ex's Mum, I consider her to be a very good friend still and I'd be straight off to visit her if she was ill. to be honest I think you should just take it, if the situation is ever reversed you'd expect her to be OK with you visiting an old friend right?

Get your own f**king opinions. Plagiarist.

Out on the town until daylight again.

Looks lovely but how heavy?

Neither. Buying Dell is a terrible thing to do. Or in fact any mass built system is. I'd recommend this, bearing in mind that you'll need to buy or steal an operating system for it, and a graphics card if you want to game on it. Also, there's a tech support thread that all the nerdy f**kers like me subscribe to, so you'll get more replies faster in there.

Leprosy.

What Tony said, but with a harsher line. If you can't trust her, she isn't worth it. I couldn't trust my last ex, turned out I was right all along and she was never worth it. I completely trust my current girlfriend, mainly because we were good friends/best friends for a year before we got together. We've spent that much time together as friends it still seems wierd to be together now. We actually used to go out on the pull together sometimes.

Ah, he's a business wanker. I know his type well.

So what does he do?

Surely they're for two different builds? But the answer is no, sorry. I have a 775 bundle to shift but my Granny is having it.

I'm not trying to get any kind of ground above you at all, just seems to be a lot of music buffs popping up these day. Don't think it's entirely down to you to be honest, I'm just sick of the whole music scene at the moment. I used to go to my favourite club at least twice a week, but stopped going now. Everyone there just wants to discuss how amazing or wank Slipknot are, and don't seem to listen to any other kind of music, yet they know it all. That and I'm a right grumpy old b*****d these days. JD is not a badass, he's got old and soft. Basically your posts in here, and the car thread as well in fact (not that I know anything about cars really) just come across as "I know more than you". As soon as someone says you're talking shit, you do some massive post about how you've been to music college and give all this evidence for how you know more than them. Fact is, they still disagree.

Well that's how you've come across to me in here, and my post has 2 likes already, so my main point: Seems to be the general consensus. Ooohhh namedrop time! I met Corey Taylor, gave him a fag and he gave me a cuddle. I've also met Floor Jansen and Oli Herbert, but they're less impressive names.

Why do I imagine Jardo's last post being read in a rather toffish, "Owe bro, I hapen to be in burma on my gap year" voice? Great, you've listened to some music. That doesn't make your opinion any more valid than anyone else. There's nothing wrong with Nirvana, you just don't like them. They were a band, who wrote some music, took some drugs, shagged some rather gammy bints and acted like bellends, just like every other band who've ever existed. Put simply, f**k you. You're not a music boffin, or some kind of messiah, you're a lad who's listened to a lot of music and knows how to play the drums, that doesn't make you an expert. I listen to music for 8 hours a day, and listen to everything from 80s electro to death metal, but I'd never be so up my own arse as to keep blaring out my opinions and assuming I know more than other people. My girlfriend hates Dubstep with a passion, I love it. I bet in that situation you'd bully her into submission because you know better? I just put my headphones in because I'm not a f**king moron.

Knackered, buy a new one. EDIT: Could be software/driver but highly unlikely IMO. Once a driver works it rarely ceases to work. (Unless it's a wanky ATI GPU driver...)

Opinions? I can't remember the last time you posted an opinion on here, seems to be all presented as fact to me. Even that last post about your opinions is, in my opinion, not an opinion.

I don't make them, I think it's rediculous. Why not just set yourself targets all the time?