Me neither. Over the last few weeks I've been out almost every night, meeting lots of rather nasty looking ladies and drunkenly giving them my phone number.
As a result, one girl I met has a bloke she's been with for three years but won't leave me alone (avoiding her), one won't stop texting me or turning up where she knows I'll be (certain club on a Friday night), and one who keeps asking me out for a drink, but she's my mates ex, he's still seeing her every now and again, and she's clinically insane (keep fobbing her off, hope she'll take a hint soon).
Can't. Be. Arsed.