Matt_Zoot

I like it... it is warm

Can I vote twice as I ride 24" & 26"??

Please tell me you're kidding!

Last time I was away snowboarding we decided to make one night a fancy dress pub crawl. Everybody managed to get something to wear, we had soldiers, pirates, policemen, men dressed as women, just stuff thats fairly easy to borrow stuff for. Apart from one guy... This guy is a real animal when he's out drinking, a propper pisshead, he'll go out for a quiet beer and come in steaming... everytime! He couldn't find anything to go as, so upon return to his Chalet he took all the springs and stuffing out of his matress, cut a hole in the top, sides and bottom, and went as... yep you guessed it... as a matress! It was nearly the funniest thing I've ever seen... the funniest thing I've ever seen is him at the end of the night with a big piss stain on the front of the matress and sick all down the front! He'd forgotton to make himself a wee hole and couldn't bend down properly to be sick! Absolutely classic!

think i'll give it a go. My problem is I'm lazy, so going to the gym or out for a run is not a good option in my book, whereas pressups are ok 'cos I can do them in my bedroom and then just go to sleep! Also, beating the shit outta the speedball would be good... well just 'cos it is!

How long have you been doing it? or how long did you start to see results?

I'm an estate agent... i have to drive! Plus i live 45mins driving away from work.

I'm the same, thats why the boxing speed ball thing sounds tempting, I'll let out all my aggression from work n get fit at the same time. f**k it, i'm gonna buy one, i've convinced myself.

There's probably lots at home to lift but I just find that boring. Maybe the speed ball idea is a good'un.

My legs are ok, its just my upper half really (should've put that in the first post i guess!)

Nah, I'm not up for the gym, I want something where I can just go into a room at home and get on with it. I can never be arsed to go to the gym, plus most of the people in the gym near me are up themselves and packed full of steroids.

I have been saying it for months if not years. I need to get fit and i'm finally gonna do it. My mate said I should get a speed ball and beat the f**k out of it every night when I get in from work. He's fat so I don't really trust his method. And plus I don't wanna go and spend 'x' amount on one if it's not likely to work too well. What do you lot reckon? Matt

Just flicking through Ebay looking for a everyday bike and came across this bloke strange man with bike anyone know him?

yeah, but in the green? I'd have it in metallic black with white writing! mmmmmmm

Right, i need a ride, my riding has got so poor recently! (it was never that good to start with) Most people i used to ride with have stopped now so i dont get out on the bike as much. So who's up for it?

I'm doing Austria early next year, going to Kaprun boarding. Havent been there for like 5years, should be good!

this isn't a dig... just some advice really... use the search option. I've seen this thread thousands of times. Welcome to the Forum anyway!

Just been having a discussion in the office about cars, my favourite would have to be Porsche 911 (997) turbo because it looks gorgeous and sounds just as good. A colleague of mine says Jag XKRR, not sure why though!

Nice one guys, cheers for your help! We have gone for the cheaper one and are gonna do the work.

I was using ZOO! HS33 pads on a smooth rim and they grabbed really well, just put some tar on and they grab even better!! Go for it! only £15 on tarty at the moment! Bargain!

Castlemaine XXXX is definatelt the way forward, 8 tinnies for £5er at the moment in most offy's! Can't really beat that. Castlemaine 4x, goes with meat, fish, or neither.

You wanna go to the doctor, incontinence is a serious thing for someone of your age

Right, I'm just about to move out with the Mrs. and we'd settled on this house... its a nice 1930's style 2bed mid-terrace cottage, easy to get to work from, affordable and nicely renovated. The dilemma is this... Our friends mum is a property developer and she has a house which she is in the process of cleaning up which is slightly closer to work, has 1 extra bedroom, has a bigger front room, but is a state at the moment. She has said she'll put in a new bathroom but only a cheap one and charge us £100 less than the other place each month. Only thing is we'll have to do all the painting of the walls n ceilings as they're filthy. I dunno what to do! matt

I heard that the government are calling every local bike shop and collating a list of Saracen owners... these owners will be named and shamed and then shot. It's only a rumour but I hope its true!

dont worry, think i've got it now. Claude Von Stroke- The Whistler.