Matt_Zoot

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We're having a bit of a debate at work about what sort of girl is more pleasing to a male eye. I personally prefer a girl with a bit of meat n something to hold on to whereas a collegue of mine prefers a girl who is afraid of food. What do you lot prefer?

My eyes strem uncontrollably and i sneeze loads but only at Isle of Wight festival! Nowhere else!

nah afraid not, well i can't find it anyway. It was on E4 music the other day but I didn't catch the name. The video is basically just a load of people dancing about the street in what looks like columbia or somewhere like that.

I really want this tune. please help

Anyone know the song from the advert where all the people are dancing? Think it might be a Sony Ericsson ad. It's kinda carnivaly and one guy does a strange dance like he's making himslef vibrate.

How about MadManMikes computer repair and upgrade shop? Simple and to the point.

Just as the title says... How does Blutac work?

Cheers dude, i'll go check it out tomorrow... is it on the High Street?

Afraid not my friend, and the fancy dress shop burned down! just my luck

Wanted: Luminous Golf Visor for Pub Golf game on Saturday night. Have looked all over town ( TkMaxx, Charity shops) and can't find one anywhere. Hopefully someone on here has one and wouldn't mind posting it to me? Worth a go i guess. Cheers Matt

Cheers! I generally do look around first and will use the search in future but this once I really didn't have the time. I'm busy at work and wont be home for a few days so cant really have a proper look at the mo.

Bonjour. I no theres probably a shed load of these but I can't be arsed / don't have time to search. What DSLR is best value for money, easy to use for beginner with scope for upgrading when i get better at it. Y'know, the usual. Cheers Matt

really?? lol

when you call somewhere like a helpline or company and the girl on the other end sounds extremely tasty, why is she more often than not a pig?

you never seem to get any wastage! Does anyone know? This is gonna be the sort of thing that drives me mental till I know

How do they get it in the tube?

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I'm camping this weekend in Torquay and was thinking of taking the bike. Are there any good places to ride?

Dont think you quite understand... the company will pay a certain amount per month to lease me a car, I have to option to chip in some dosh if I want a better car. I'll be a junior estate agent manager in posh Ascot.

Evenin', Right, I've just accepted a new job and the company will give me up to £350 per month for a car which is a f**king Godsend as it means I can ditch my girlfriends rusty old shitbox of a Cinquecento that we've had for years. I am also allowed, and would be willing to put in £100 of my own dosh per month to get a better motor. The problem I now have is what to go for... I've been thinking about either a Vauxhall Astra VXR, VW Golf GTi 2.0t, Seat Leon CupraR, Audi A3 1.9Tdi Sport or the Ford Focus 2.5 st-3 (asbo) Any ideas? Cheers Matt

Ash that is truly awesome work my friend! Gold star for you!

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Share your knowlegde... let us know 1 random fact from your brain I'll start... The only member of the band ZZ Top without a beard has the last name Beard.

Just wanted to send my thoughts to the people in all the flooded areas of the country. It'll all be fine in the end... trust me, i got completely flooded last year and now we're back in the house, all refurbished. Thats about it really, hope all is well soon. Matt