Matt_Zoot

http://www.glamguns.com/ hahahahahahahahaha!

whats the song in the T-mobile 'text your head off' ad campaign? a bit like Heater by Samim.

friday / tonight finish work at 6, go n meet the boys in the pubn have a few jars untill i go home where i shall have a asian man waiting in a car with some curry for me. Eat curry, drink more, fall asleep on sofa with hand down front of boxers. Saturday wake up, shake off hangover, take hand out of boxers, watch soccer am Get showered & dressed, eat, chill out for a bit untill the pub opens n go watch the footy. Come home, get shouted at by the mrs for being drunk, order a pizza, pass out. Sunday Chill out, maybe go for a ride, roast, top gear, pub, bed.

I'm bored at work, got nothing to do, who else is bored?

He did a hell of a lot for the club, most managers would go n spunk money on flash well known players whereas Jol has brought players through the squad, right from the junior side through to the first team. We love him because he's honest, he doesn't lie or give us false hope, we know we're having a bad season, it's in black n white in the back of the paper everyday. Martin just says 'we'll have to try harder, and if that doesn't work then we'll have to keep at it untill it does work'. We respect him because he respects us.

And I'll be the first to say you lot are really deserving of your current position in the league. Your display the other night was awesome, gorgeous football! Good to see a team can crack on and still do well after losing a key player. Even if it is Arsenal.

So there it is, Martin Jol has been sacked along with his number 2 Chris Houghton from Spurs. After 3 good years from Martin and a impressive 30 years service from Chris, the pair are bumped off. Clearly they haven't left off thier own backs, they have been pushed by Daniel Levy. I no this probably isn't the place to rant about it but i don't care... I understand that a football club is a business and that you have to score goals and get results to generate the majority of your income but last season Martin Jol helped Levy make £25m profit, and now is being asked to leave with no recognition for his achievements. I think its pretty poor. All I can say is that I hope Martin remembers us at The Lane for a long time and that he goes on to manage a club where he wont be manipulated by the directing board. Also that we get a manager who understands the club and its supporters... like Jol. MARTIN JOL, MARTIN JOL, MARTIN MARTIN JOL, HE'S GOT NO HAIR BUT WE DON'T CARE, MARTIN MARTIN JOL!

Typos- ahahahahahahahaha!

it'll be on lease so when it smells i can give it back! Game on!

Could be... no-one at the local BMW dealership knows... the only person who might know is the boss but he's on holiday! I reckon it's just a ash tray and a lighter!

I'm looking to buy a 1 series beemer early next year, preferably the 120 M sport but I've noticed they have something called a smokers package? Does anyone know what that is? I couldn't find a description on the website... maybe I wasn't looking hard enough! Matt

For some strange reason unknown to me I read that as "Santa was running out of ideas for the Hitler household!

'A dog is for life... not just for putting in a christmas stocking and hanging from your banister'

give me a shout when youre planning on going n i'll be there... its pretty hard for me to check this at work so text me n i'll be able to get it..... 07890878656 Matt

Are you about to die?

Just been having a discussion in the office about what it'd be... one of the girls has said a chicken vindaloo with some bahjees (spelling?), another guy has said a big meat feast pizza. I think I'd have a massive double cheeseburger with chips and some spicy chicken wings but i'm still not sure. Matt

Is there a way Hamilton can not win the race but still win the Championship? Hope he wins, last time Mclaren won they did a lap of Woking (my hometown) in the F1 cars to celebrate, they shut all the main roads and everything... it was awesome!!

Have picked up my old acoustic guitar again for the first time in about 3years, re-strung and tuned, now i'm ready to play but cant remember the site i used to get my tabs from Where do people on here get them from? How easy are they to read? Cheers Matt

I'm 118, not a genius but it'll do!

Anyone around that weekend?

Any ideas when it's out on ps2? Gonna be huuuuuuuuge! Cha'moooooooone mudda fukka! EEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEE!!!!

I've got it on PS2, love it!! Basically the guide to playing it is this... 1. Wake up 2. Eat breakfast 3. Have a shower and get dressed 4. Go to the pub for opening time with mates 5. Have pub lunch 6. Drink copious amounts of lager (or preffered beverage) 7. Leave pub at kick out time 8. Turn on Playstation 9. Plug in the axe 10. Go mental There you go

See what you think to my team at the moment... Goal 1: Schmeichel- Man City Defence 2: Toure- Arsenal 3: Richards- Man City 4: Scharner- Wigan 5: Lescott- Everton Midfield 6: Ronaldo- Man U 7: Alonso- Bolton 8: Osman- Everton 9: Malbranque- Spurs Forwards 10: Keane- Spurs (captain) 11: Torres- Liverpool Subs 12: Hahnemann- Reading (goal) 13: Duberry- Reading (def) 14: Sibierski- Wigan (mid) 15: Van Persie- Arsenal (for) INJURED

For playing in a game 1 For playing at least 60 minutes in a game (includes playing points mentioned above) 2 For each goal scored by your goalkeeper or defenders 6 For each goal scored by your midfielders 5 For each goal scored by your forwards 4 For each goal assist 3 For your goalkeeper / defender conceding 0 goals (must also play at least 60 minutes) 4 For your midfielder conceding 0 goals (must also play at least 60 minutes) 1 For every 3 shot saves made by your goalkeeper 1 For every penalty save 5 For every penalty miss -2 Bonus points for the best players in a match 1-3 For every 2 goals conceded by your goalkeeper or defenders -1 For every yellow card -1 For every red card (includes any yellow card points) -3

Proppa Bo! Cheers man i'll get on it