Matt_Zoot

Right, I need to get off the burgers. The missis and I have started to eat healthier but are a bit bored of stir-fry every night. Anyone got any decent healthy meal ideas, ie not fried, too fatty, that sort of thing. Cheers Matt

Fooking brilliant! ring ring... directory enquiries which name please?... yes can i have the number for doofs please... who sorry?... doofs... doofs??? yes doofs... can you spell it for me please?... d f s oh, d.f.s!, it's just pronounced dee eff ess... yes, doofs!

yeah no worries, pm me

Anyone got any spare tar lumps kicking about that they wouldn't mind sending me? I asked a mate who is a roofer to get me some but he's taking ages. Cheers in advance Matt

Right, I'm getting a bit fat and want to start eating healthier. Has anyone got any decent food suggestions? Things I can make that are healthy and easy.

Am I the only one that thinks the opera singing bloke looks like one of the aliens from Men in Black? Opera man Men in Black Alien

Hi all, I am looking to start a Trials club for riders in the south (no offence northeners). Was just wondering first of all who would be interested and what they would want from a club like this? (realistic answers) I'm gonna try and get a website set up soon (anyone fancy helping to design it?) , would be good if some people could send me some pics to add to it (matt@soetrials.co.uk) Cheers Matt

There's a few of us heading up to Woking Park, probably about 7ish.

Badgers

Whatever you do don't get a Sony lens... they are overpriced and crack at the slightest touch (I work for them). Have a look in your local Jessops or independent camera store. See if there's one of these near you.

Oh indeed! twas damn good too!

matt@soetrials.co.uk

I'm running front hope mini and rear maggie, smooth rim, no booster, brake is only about 3months old, ZOO! pads, SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK!!

Got in this evening after a shite day at work and wanted to release some stress with a ride. I walk in the front door and there's a jiffy bag hanging through the letterbox... inside was the ZOO! pads I ordered. I go through to the kitchen and eat the cold pizza from last night while I catch the end of 'oaks then go to the garage to fit the pads. Once the pads are on I set about making as much squeaking as I can to warm them up a bit then go find a wall and start making some lines. The first wall I come to (just below bar height) I tap straight up which I'm chuffed with as I'm still getting used to my 24". Basically everything went my way... Plan to fit my front disc tomorrow... hopefully another good ride before the footy starts! Time for a shower now... I smell like a sweaty fanny!

Polyorchid. Myspace

Where can i get some?

Fair enough! Someone would buy it i'm sure, Just hang around outside Burger King or something and try and sell it to the fatties as they walk out.

I used to be like that but then one day i woke up and was like, 'f**king hell, I'm fat!' It definately catches up with you sooner or later. Matt

I'm going from onza pads to the ZOO! hs33 pads for the rear (mono mini on front) off tarty. I'm running a smooth rim too. The pads arrived this morning so i'll fit them when i get in from work and let you know how i get on. Tarty link.

Just watched this one. But then i guess if he's seen the one he got me with he's probably gonna get this!

They're in seperate glasses

Isle of Wight! Hopfully the weather holds out! Cannot wait!

yeah and here to be fair! Cant do the pool one as they had to take away the table as result of the cues and balls being used as weapons! I love my local!

So does anyone actually know of any way of winning my dosh back?