Revolver

Man, what are you doing riding a kid's bike? The colours go nicely.

Boo, bet that means it'll rain here in Nottingham overnight. It'd better clear up!

He also can't spell. Congrats on writing a book. I might read it if I see it in a shop and flick through it and like the sound of it. Please don't turn into Dan Patterson. I only read one of his books but it was a pile of shite, enough to put me off.

Do it. I read something in the metro today which was cool. If you're thinking of giving up on something, think about all the time you spent doing it, do you want to throw it all away?

Robbery depends on where you are. And how vulnerable you look. Turning into a fight is your discretion really, if you hand over your shit they'll more than likely leave you, although I get the impression you're not that type of guy. As for self defence... the term thrown around a lot is 'reasonable force'. This means if someone tries to mug you without using or convincing you they have a weapon, giving them a good slot on the nose is fair but breaking their legs or killing them is over the top. If they're telling you they have, a knife or gun, it's different, and if they genuinely look like they'll kill you, killing someone is kind of acceptable. You can still get a criminal sentence for it, it really depends on the situation and the jury in the case.

Apparently I'm more biased towards MA than trials now, so I'd say get back into your krav maga! It looks like some serious, useful stuff, and the fitness benefits are the icing on the cake, so to speak.

That's bullshit, you negative Nancy! Lol. I've seen some of your vids, I think you'd be surprised how easy it would be to pick up with the skills you have already.

Get on the multivitamins.

Barbra? I thought you were a woman, lol.

That hand to the lens is called a STAMP, and to go one level up, you can stamp it with your crotch.

If it's a slight shock like those trick things or the roulette game you can get that's ok, but you guys make it sound a bit more potent than that.

We all know that's true anyway.

Word, dig out the email you have to show him you told him already, and get him to fix it.

It was an obvious one too...

Soon? It hasn't stopped being Christmas! That's what makes it hell. I don't even like Christmas pudding.

Yeah, I'm stuck in Christmas mode too

You say that, but if Tartybikes is the only UK dealer of Echo stuff, and Trials Addict isn't getting their Echo stuff from Tartybikes, then you're wrong.

That cat's doing a good job considering the lack of pedals.

Your definition for 'mod' doesn't seem right. As far as I know a stock is a stock because the bike was used more or less how it came. For mods, the original ones were heavily modified bmx bikes. You can see early pictures where they put triple clamp forks on, put the handlebars much further forwards, stuck a much lighter gear on there and welded rails to the bottom of the frame to protect the sprocket. You could use a stock as a mountain bike still but a mod is quite a lot different from an old bmx. Also on that same page, you've got some Random odd capiTal letters sneaking in there where they'Re not needed. Actually, they're all over your website. You use a capital letter for a proper noun. A tailwhip, for example, unless, God forbid, it's someone's name or the name of a place, doesn't need to be capital. Lots of kids these days make the mistake of thinking 'this is an important word, it needs a capital letter.'

I just find it odd that they genuinely have live electric wires hanging down to shock you.

Whaaat?

He should've been Jack Reacher.

Aaaaaaaaaahahahaha. Screamed like a girl.

Word, the weather killed the day I was intending to go out with the camera. I don't know if I'll do it, now. It just depends on how everything fits together.

I got eleven. Those questions are dumb. The most important things, to be a good citizen, is knowledge of local language and customs. This should be in a citizenship test. It might also prepare future citizens for actual life in the country.