Hannah Shucksmith

How amusing was that!

Frame colour's like, actually lush. I love green! Different to the masses of black and white bikes around at the moment, looks gorgeous!

What on the good Lords earth?

No, I caught on.

Don't be silly, course he does.

It is when you were 'dating' them... :|

He's right, you know. Girl's can tell when a guys lying in a relationship, I've sussed out cheaters, liars, and unfortunately, gays. Just tell her the truth - "It's not working." But never ever ever lie to a girl, even if she accepts it at first, she'll find out the truth in the end...

This story is on BBC three tonight, it's one of many stories that Natalie Cassady is looking into... I think the programmes called Natalie Cassady's Real Life or something similar. It's on at 8pm anyway, incase anyone wants a laugh.

Had a pretty wierd dream last night; Was living in a little thatched cottage in a village and there was a knock on my door, when I opened the door I was no longer in a village, but I was looking out at sea, so I must have been in a house on the coast, and there was a basket on the floor with a Baby Born doll, but the doll was alive and giggling, so I took in indoors. When I got indoors I wasn't in my little cottage I was inside one of those massive flats where all the braaaap braaaap live. The doll jumped out the basket, ran up the stairs and fell out the window on the landing. I looked over the window and I was a good 100ft up. Then I woke up...

And then you wake up and you feel so hungry and have to tempt yourself away from the fridge. Awful, awful dreams.

Was alright Dave! Last time I saw you, you had no front brake in Southampton, good times. Song was mint.

Thing is though, I, like alot of people just tend to delete FW: emails without even reading them or looking to see who they're from. Also, I know I wouldn't fish through the good hundreds of people I have as 'friends' on MSN, just to find the riders to send the email to.

I think it looks swish, black and white bikes are starting to bore me now though. Summer's coming it, so colour's where it's at!

Last night I had a dream I was on a rollercoaster ride which tipped me upside down, and it got stuck when I was at the top, I woke up with my feet on my pillows. Was scary though.

Lol at the gurn on the first photo! Looks like good fun!

How pathetic. Completely and utterly pathetic. Has this woman never watched The 40 Year Old Virgin?!

Sounds like he needs a slap, to be fair.

Looks alreeet, and LOL at the Onza

Are you as excited as I am about the new Harry Potter released on the 17th of July that you're having dreams aswell? The other night I had a dream that the fire bell rang and we had to go outside to assemble at the normal place, but for some reason I was there in my underwear and every person stood near me circled me and started pointing and laughing. Was odd.

You have to have reached an amazinggg standard of riding and hope to the Heavens that they recognise you...

'Appy burrrfday big feet!

Kid: "I'D SO LAUGH IF YOU FELL OFF." Me: "HA, I'D LAUGH IF YOU GOT YOUR FACE FILLED IN. PENIS." Those kiddywinkles, what a laugh.

Will be at guildhall around 11 guys

What Portsmouth station is it that leads onto the Guildhall? I'm such a mardarse. Memory of a goldhfish.

Me and the D machine are most certainly in! (: