Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris. When the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks the cupboard for Chuck Norris. However, when Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks the cupboard for Bruce Lee. Chuck Norris hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. However, when Bruce Lee plays poker, he just has to sit down to win. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he pushes the earth down. However, when Bruce Lee does a push-up, he pushes the whole universe down.