Just out of curiosity and i thought it might keep me amused for an evening. What do you really want at the moment but is either way too expensive or too silly to justify. My list is quite endless but here's a few.
A Schwinn Cruiser bike (i love the look and how nice to ride are they!)
A real Gibson Les Paul (sunburst...Mmmmm)
A new cooker.. and a nose job
I'll add some more later maybe, so what do you want?