MonsieurMonkey

The fact ( ) that your body is in nowhere near as good a shape at 40 compared to 20 is what I was thinking really. That's why I said it's a good theory but not necessarily right. If someone was amazingly good starting at 40, think how much better they could have been starting at 20.

It's hardly a stupid statement. It's come from a lot of logic and fact. A great theory that may not apply to everyone.

Is that you I saw out there? One guy on a T-Pro (I think) the other on a T-Bird (again I think). This was a few weeks ago, about 5-6ish on a weekend.

The heavier your bike is, the less skinny you'll be. And I dunno when I missed the transition from Mod to 24. I've normally got a keen eye.

Even so, with your weight watching, just thought you'd be a mod man.

You ride a stock?

Okay so I've never used protein shakes before, currently going the gym 3-4 times a week, spending way more time on cardio. Are protein shakes worth my time? As in I'm thinking of speed of recovery/building of muscle more than to be a big juicy juicer. Plus, it's easier than cooking or making something for replenishment. I just realised that I actually asked this earlier in the thread, how retarded of me...

I prefer the coat hanger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'll cum up your arse, And give you white poo.

Think about everything that takes impact. Unless you wear clogs, then go for the silicone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Touch your toes, While I f**k you. Making these up is a good way to waste potential working time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Open your shirt, I'm going to shit on you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Open your mouth, Before I cum inside you.

Where has the North West scene gone!!! I'll be there. Will have to check when training is, but I'll be coming afterwards.

I think jizz would make good brake fluid, the sperm could swim towards or away from the pistons as required for extra power.

I'd afraid you're confusing stamina and strength. Unless you think a marathon runner has stronger legs than a sprinter. You're also confusing arrogance with confidence. I know what I'm saying is right, and what you're saying is wrong.

My problem isn't your advice, it's your manner. You said that there's a difference between doing something, and reading something, but now you seem to be saying it doesn't matter? That's why I wondered how big you currently are, you were saying that if you haven't done it you don't know, but it seems you haven't done it. But now you've changed your mind. So it's sort of moot. I know you can learn a lot hanging around with people, I know a lot about trials purely from being on here. But you can learn a whole shit load more from a book, so don't just say 90% of the info in this thread is "total bull" when you've made what 2 or 3 posts, none containing advice, and a completely misinformed one in the creatine thread. Like I said, give advice freely, we all do it in different threads on here, but don't claim to know more than everyone else, and if someone calls you out on something, you have to deal with it. People will slate your advice, when you wade in with "Don't listen to all these other people, who for all I know could be way more knowledgeable on the situation, listen to me." That's gonna rub people up the wrong way.

Yo son, check out all my other posts, I actually understand the chemistry and biology behind this shit. Read further down for why that bit's in bold. So when were you a bodybuilder or bigger than 13 stone? Or are you just reciting shit other people tell you?

Mmmm baby, I'm so glad you responded with such hostility. Creatine, it builds up in your muscles, in the form of creatine phosphate. That can be quickly turned into ATP. Now I'm sure the more astute of us have already caught up, but I doubt you have. What's ATP used for? That's right! It's energy. So how the f**k exactly, does energy make you stronger? It'll make you stronger in the long run, it'll make you lift more reps, but it won't make you lift more. So unless you think a bag of sugar would make you lift more. Shut the f**k up, and go back to world's strongest man or Mr Universe. Those f**king meat head dullards might be more on your intellectual level.

Ebony and irony.

Credentials in your next post please. And yes it is that simple, that isn't the best way to do it, but it can be done that simply. Experience does not mean knowledge. Just saw your post in the creatine thread. Lolololol. Irony central. Your experience doesn't mean shit, just so you're aware. The fact you're asking people to PM you is retarded, are you worried someone will call you out when you chat some more shit? I'm looking forward to more of your posts. Especially some pics of how massive and perfectly formed you are.

You gotta think rationally my man. You know shit's gonna get better. I can throw facts and figures at you. But this is how I see birds, they're like degrees, it's very rare they're perfect, but anyone above 70% compatible is a f**king winner. You're not looking for one person, you're picking from a lot of good ones. I hope that degree analogy wasn't wasted.

Ugh, I remember a shit floating towards me in a public pool. Sickening. I wouldn't spend money to see the average public pool goer better. I'd rather have worse vision. It's like swimming with whales. What's a bimble?

I agree. I always swim along the sand/floor of pool. But I dunno what you'd need perfect vision for. Unless your sniping sharks.

What do you need to see underwater?