The_Zulu

Been in the bathroom for the last half hour clutching TP to my ear, the top bar of my scaffold piercing got seriously infected on Friday morning and it decided to burst this morning. It's pretty agonising and is dribbling blood and pus like a small stream, guess I'm going to the GP's as soon as its open. What a start to the week.

The mother or daughter?

Well my ass is so hairy my nickname used to be chewbaccas mouth so I don't see how she can't of enjoyed it thoroughly

I think that's gonna have to get sig'd :')

Definite milf, solid 8/10 She's better looking than her daughter which is awkward aha I'll have to try get pics;)

I just mooned one of my best mates mums I have honestly never felt so good !

So it's the fifth anniversary of live band night, the pub landlord thought it'd be a great idea to have burlesque dancers and a buffet. Beer, boobies and chilli con carne, swear I get treat better at the pub than I do at home! EDIT; They're all chubby, this makes me sad:(

Going from glorious sunshine, to pouring rain to hail the size of bb pellets in a matter of minutes.. Wish it'd make it's mind up so I know whether to wear a tshirt or a coat

At the watering hole, pretty quiet.. Hoping it get busier!

Just woke up. Oops. >_>

Walking home after more than a few.. Been up since 4:30 am and have to get up at 5:30 am tomorrow. Damn you alcohol

Just woke up on the outdoor sofa after a productive day at work. Loving the burst of sunshine

It's six pm Fraser.. Bit early! Still not as bad as bed race day though

How do you get into someone else's van?! On my brothers 21st my mother just started hoovering around one of his passed out drunk friends on the kitchen floor

Just been told my bed won't be delivered until Wednesday after it was supposed to be delivered today.. Looks like I'm sleeping on the floor. Thanks Argos.

Think the worst place I've fallen asleep was the chair in the back garden whilst drunk :')

Age is just a number.. Besides, they have more experience and are less likely to mess you around

Comeon Dan, share.. I'm sick of being poor:(

Just walked a very drunk girl home who invited me in for "coffee" I refused and we exchanged numbers, never felt like such a gent. Think it's time to head home myself and have an early one!

My advice of the night; Do not eat a Bombay bad boy pot noodle while drunk. Turns out they're seriously spicy. Worst decision ever? Quite possibly

I feel this is going slightly off topic, yet amusing me highly. Carry on boys

Read your post in the teenage angst thread.. Just get hammered and forget the week lad!

Off for a few quiter ones due to being up since five and back up at five again.. Don't think I've ever gone for a few quite ones and come home before 3am, wish me luck!

Why did no one film this?!

Just one question Jardo, What happened to the prostitutes?