The_Zulu

Yeah, I've decided I hate peer pressure

Last night, never want another one like it again. Tried Charlie sheens favourite for the first time and it feels like someone's shoved a tampon up my nose and I can still taste bleach, got a pretty good hangover too

Just imagine seeing this http://fullist.co.uk/2014/05/cyclists-unknowingly-ride-illegal-south-downs-rave/

In the pub, on designated bag and beer watch. Akon, so lonely came on. Rub it in why don't you juke box.

Slightly off topic, but I bought a set of forks off this seller a while back, no hassle, arrived day after I paid in a perfect condition so thumbs up to him.

Just went in the bathroom for a pee and there was a huge spider on the floor. Needless to say I no longer "had to go" and my screaming like a little girl woke the family up. I hate spiders.

15/20

When we go abroad as a family we generally just visit the local areas and later on (3-4 days in) we usually visit the larger towns away from where we're staying, nothing is ever planned before we go. We generally go to somewhere further out in the morning, have an early lunch, explore the area and visit many shops in which we very rarely buy anything. After we've done our exploring for the day we go back to where we stay, have a quick shower and go out for a meal. It's just finding what you like, we're a family so we can't do what we want as individuals but we still enjoy it greatly. I should imagine its much different being only you and your partner but do things you wouldn't normally. Look at off road buggying, paragliding, wildlife reserves, water parks.. Things that you always look at and think "I'd love to try that" Sorry for the babbling but I hope it helped

Went out for 'a quiet pint' last night. God knows what time I got in, my bank balance makes me want to weep and I woke up in the kitchen.. HOW?!

Only contracted for 20 hours a week but usually end up doing anywhere from 30-45, all depends on how short staffed we are to the number of hours I get. Just finished a ten day stint of nine and a hour hour+ shifts covering for a colleague. I'm a master baker for the co-op (Yes that is my job title)

I can't ride because I'm always hungover, my point exactly!

I live in knaresborough but barely ride because I can't ride

FROZEN. Holy sh*t. Borrowed it off my friends three year old sister, she's not gettin it back. It honestly is one of the best films I've seen in a long while

Don't use it as much as I used to bit still check it occasionally- samjones_96

Police are coming tonight for a statement for something that happened on a night out on the 22nd of February.. Looking so forward to this evening!

The sign of of a good night!

Uuuuugh. Mum just brought me an Easter egg, I looked at her then chundered in my bin. I hate being hungover.

It's called urban dictionary

Rule 34 - if it exists there is porn of it.

I'm sat at the pub by myself waiting for a friend to arrive and there's a bunch of caravan utilising nomadic travellers here. I'm scared.

Rule 34. This is the definition of bike porn.

I'm not too sure in all honesty, could have been

At the pub with a lady friend and its just us two, kinda awkward. HELP.

Third funeral this year, not giving a single flyer tonight. I hope I wake up somewhere unrecognisable

Sick of people f***** dying. At the wake of a close family friend.. Died age 49 of a heart attack. Forty f****** nine?! That's not long enough. F*** you god. F*** you.