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Cuban fury - definite no.

That's nasty.

It's a bit like an industrial, just not vertical and the bar has a slightly larger diameter.. I tell you what, the needle felt like satan poking his d*** in my ear. I have quite a high pain threshold but the second hole (middle of the outer ear) made me wince a little and the piercer managed to hit a vein. Got blood all over his floor and one of my nice light shirts The ear is bad enough, I imagine the lip would be much worse if you had the same size bars in.. But go for them! You don't see many 'different' piercings out there. IMO I think people are scared of what others would think (looking metal) but as long as you don't over do it they can look pretty awesome! On a side note, the thing won't stop bleeding and my left ear is like one big bruise.. Gonna be wonderful trying to sleep tonight

Go my ears re pierced today.. Got a scaffold, I've wanted one for a while now. I think it looks pretty awesome but it stings like a b*tch!

You know when you do something incredibly stupid? I just burnt the palm of my hand on a tray that had come fresh out the 400c oven at work. Burnt 40 pies and am really far behind on the workload. FML.

Surprised The Walking Dead hasn't popped up already, feel it went slightly downhill last series but is back on its way up at the moment. And Arrow, love that show!

Just went hour for an hours ride and found so many things wrong with my bike

Agreed, that would have been incredibly stupid.

I got in at five past four this morning.. Woke up with a major head ache and a bottle of red wine in my pocket, not a clue where it came from.. Enjoy your night Jake!

That for sale thread made me laugh.. Do I get Michael Jordan with the maggie? I'm unsure;) Relating to my previous post, it's a song, almost like a ritual at the local on a Saturday night, just google the lyrics and you'll see where coming from

WHO THE F*** IS ALEX. Sorry, couldn't resist after karaoke

^shakespear at work.

I'm too poor to afford a round even though they're pretty cheap

Fraser, you live ten minutes away from me, why do you pay so much?!

Was payday yesterday, finished work at half three today after a nine and a half hour shift. Spent two hours monged out on the sofa, got up had the men's triple S Now up at the pub and I intend to wake up somewhere strange tomorrow.. I'll let you know how it goes

I usually really enjoy nick frosts humour, but there was next to none in this film, a serious let down

I know! One of my friends had one though.. Just to let you know, Cuban fury is a terrible film

Just wondering if anyone is on orange and could get me 2 4 1 cinema code thing.. Because I'm a tight Yorkshireman! Thanks I'm advance guys

Bitters range from £2.70 (nasty Sam Smiths) to about £3.40 (theakstons, old perculiar) where as lagers start at £3.20 for coors light and like £3.80 for wife beater

What kind of pub were you in?! Sounds like robbery to wet your throat!

£4 a pint?! DISGRACEFUL. How much we're the shots each if you don't mind my asking? They're only £1 up here

That's not bad at all! But £100 on a night out?! I refuse to spend over £50 and usually when I do I suffer the next day, badly. A few of the old friends from cadets and I went out on Saturday night for a few in honor of one of our friends who died last Sunday in a motorcycle accident. The night started slow and gloomy as expected but after three of four pints and some decent music as well as unexpected company from random people on a stag do all dressed like women it turned out to be a good night. I ask you all to raise your glass next time you go out for Simon who died in a motor cycle accident at the tender age of 25.

My standard quiet night out costs me £30, which is bang on ten pints of John smiths. Three or four pints of lager and I'm out of it though, I find some drinks get me drunk seriously quick where as others, such as bitter I can drink my fair share Must admit I do feel pretty full after about seven and I p*** like a fire hose every fifteen minutes

I hate not drinking for more than two months plus because I seem to get really drunk after about seven or eight pints, how did you fare? I also hope you didn't go to bed before you went to McDonald's or you fail as a man!

I've done some daft stuff while highly inebriated, but this tops the list.. Asking someone to hit you, how drunk were you?! WAAAAY OHHH. Couldn't resist.