Dr. Nick Riviera

which bar? i'll sort you out with some roofies on my way home.

try it on the lowest settings, if that doesn't work, then no. and if it's crysis, fat chance of anything ever.

i did integrate the new have a few weeks before the name changed. plane takes off

you're an idiot.

1234?

shit's gonna hit the fan. *awaits political discussion headed by opinions of retards*

the plot thickens.

Drunk.

Everyone makes mistakes, honesty is the best policy, it's not worth being branded a liar for really.

right, time to settle in with some large quantity of intoxicating drinks and watch war films. have a good one.

some people are no fun, kids are too busy taking crack and stabbing people to care about bmx

fail and aids

that did make me laugh like a mong, but i can't help but think some people would find that offensive. also i do sort of agree with you

Jesus made his usual rounds in heaven when he noticed a wizened, white-haired old man sitting in a corner looking very disconsolate. The next week he was disturbed to come across him again, looking equally miserable, and a week later he stopped to talk to him. "See here, old fellow," said Jesus kindly, "this is heaven. The sun is shining, you've got all you could want to eat, all the instruments you might want to play-- you're supposed to be blissfully happy! What's wrong? "Well," said the old man, "you see, I was a carpenter on earth, and lost my only, dearly beloved son at an early age. And here in heaven I was hoping more than anything to find him." "Tears sprang from Jesus' eyes. "FATHER!" he cried. The old man jumped to his feet, bursting into tears, and sobbed,

look into ISA's then, especially if you're only depositing. how much are you looking to save?

natwest or any bank should do a decent high interest saver account. how long term is it? maybe look at ISA's?

and i

jon, you sleepy little heartbreaking swine.

aye. shall we start a club? no love.... or you've gone to bed.

in 30 words or less..

alright. check your inbox you filthy whore.

no point going to bed now

never let the problems of others diminish your own, just because they have it worse, doesn't mean you don't have it bad. but chris is ginger....

Have you got paypal?

Be creative. Instead of eating sandwiches with bread, use Pop-Tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.