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  1. =mr+beasley+wrong]Mr beasley wrong
  2. Gearing and the bottom bracket height.
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    New Tattoos

    Well that didn't work. Someone was met to say "I can't see the bear" then I would reply with "he must of gone back in his cave".
  4. Again a girl was kissing me for ages then she went why?!!! next time i kiss a girl im gonna say to her if you dont want sex then dont kiss me you slaaaaaag!
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    New Tattoos

    I recently got a bear tattood on my bum I'm really pleased with the results.
  6. I ride to socialise I don't really care about getting better anymore I just like to be in the streets with my mates. I never ever ride alone it's boring.
  7. I do that aswell! The bmx scene here is full of mixed people and the good thing is that doesn't matter how good you are we all ride together whether your 13 or 30 can only do 180 or your flying down stairs throwing barspins it doesn't matter we still have fun. The trend thing is true everyone seems to copy eachother with clothes and parts over here too practically everyone that rides bmx has skinny jeans, a really big t-shirt, colourfull nike trainers and one of those flat visor cap thingys sometimes I do think that they looks like twats but cos they ride bmx they think they're cool and don't care but everyone comes from different places and are all different even if they do dress the same.
  8. If you want to save weight try saving it on the wheels that's where you'll most notice the difference.
  9. Animal grips are the ones I like.
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  11. Can you just hold my drink while I check your boobs out.
  12. Thats what I do too throughout the day always checking I haven't lost anything. I used to hate it a school when the teacher used to leave abit of chalk on the bord after rubbing it out!
  13. I used to have that tazo collection completed god knows where it is now!
  14. I've heard that Polo's are good first cars.
  15. England are the best team in the world..........naaaaaaaaaat

  16. I've never ridden trials brakeless but I ride bmx brakeless. I do it because when I started I thought it was the cool thing to do and then just got used to it my wheels are to buckled for a brake anyway.
  17. I would of kept the reflectors on start a new trend. I really want a zoot.
  18. Go as parcels brown paper and card board boxes all different shapes with your adresses on your chests.
  19. I havent tried this one yet but it goes like this: - Walking down a street when you see a girl coming towards you get out your mobile and pretend to talk to someone - when she gets close hold out your hand and ask her to stop - Then finish the conversation on the phone with "so it's ok then? great byeee" - after that say to the girl "My mum says it's ok for you to come home with me" if your good enough at acting and make it look good I rekon it would work. This next one I did the other night and it worked I put it in the happy thread: "I've got a small willy and I'm rubbish in bed but I think you should give me a chance" Another one that worked for me not too long ago isn't really a chat up line but it is unusual basically in the club I walked up to a girl and just did a rolley polley (spelling?) right in front of her then just started talking as if nothing had happend. My back really hurt the next day though. A similar one to that I ran across the dance floor and slid a few meters on my knees with my hands out in front of two girls, that didn't work though. "My friends think I would be really good for you" Can't think of anymore.
  20. There were 100 trials riders playing football in a telephone booth one person scored goal and the keeper shouted "you left me on my own!"
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