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I got a bit wet on the way home but not to worry a nice bowl of pasta and a cup of tea has sorted things out. I didn't spend any money either bonus! You can get in her pants skip the intro she loves her mum her dad and her dildo.

=baked+clouds+one+blue+pocket]baked clouds-one blue pocket This is quite cool and chilled out They have more tracks on Spotify. I like submarine teeth better but couldn't find it on youtube or soundcloud.

Yes.

Who won this year?

Two dragons walk into a bar one says "it's abit hot in here" and the other replies "shut your mouth!"

One time I was riding someone's bike and they had the brakes the wrong way round (spanish bike) and I completly forgot I went as fast as I could put all my weight forward and shouted "watch this skid!" then pulled the front brake by mistake. I went flying and scratched all my face up and the back of my ear.

I used to fit air conditioning but I didn't like it much so I quit and went back to England for abit now I'm back In spain looking for work partying and having a good time.

Just spray it yourself it'll be alot cheaper. Make sure you do lot's of little coats rather than 2 thick coats and it'll be fine.

I was thinking these spoke tensioners look abit dodgey but I was going to make one anyway until I realised I didn't need one. My chain's tight with no tensioner, for the moment anyway, I hope it doesn't stretch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS2hcrk7xqQ&feature=related Hahaha this has got to be a pisstake? It made me laugh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3WDCHF1vDE

A guy is walking down the road and he smells a bad smell he stops and touches something in the floor and tastes it then he says " oh it's dog shit, good job I didn't tread in it!" Theres a traveller in the middle of africa and he comes across a blackman with his arms around two girls. The traveller has never seen such abig willy so he gets out a camera and takes a picture then the blackman says "what, doesn't yours do that when it's cold? Why do black people have the bottoms of there feet and palms white? because there the only parts of the body that didn't show when they put them up agaisnt the wall to be painted. Don't call me racist because a blackman told me that one. What's the difference between jam and marmelade? You can't marmelade Your cock up a girls arse!

Yeah it looks abit gay I need to do some testing and adjusting with the stem/bar I havent even ridden it properly yet. Yes I will put brakes on I'll try and find some soomewhere. It's a 24UK. EDIT: couple more photos I put a better seat on now.

Finally got round to building myself a bike and this is how it turned out. I Scrounged most the parts from people and bought some.The frames pretty broken it's got loads of dents and a flared head tube but as long as the wheels go round it'll do me. There are some changes I need to make though like the rear hub is some shimano thingy that looks really cheap and rubbish and the gearing is way to low for me but it should do me for the time being. Sorry for the crap photos! I should be making a video soon see how I get on I haven't ridden trials in years!

Bloody marvelous!

Both my rims are chrome but I sprayed them black.

I might have to go there when I build my bike up looks fun.

Oh I just bloody hate girls sometimes.

It looks like they've just been painted white with a paint brush.

I watched Chopper the other day it's o funny.

I enjoyed that and I shall be listening to it in the future!

Each of you find a funny position and remember it then hve a key word and whenever anyone says it all go to your positions and hold it for 10 seconds then carry on like nothing happend.