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I brought home two girls to my Gilrfriend last night and had a foursome but with no penetration, I think it still counts though.

Done, The Adobe download assitant had it set to Russian by default when I downloaded it for some reason now I've downloaded it again this time in English.

I've just downloaded the trial version of Adobe illustrator and it's gone and installed in russian, I thought it would be a quick google and problem fixed but I can't work it out. Does anyone know how to change the language once it's installed or am I going to have to uninstall and do it again? Can I even do that with the trial version? I'm on a mac by the way. Thanks.

Vermouth.

I'm thinking about making some homemade ketchup or marmalade presented in a nice bottle/jar. I don't have much money but I do have some time on my hands.

This is awsome.

They're both crap.

Yes your probably right I was just going on what I had seen in the keynote, they compared the two but obviously they're going to make it seem better. The only logical reason I can see to get the ipad is the design, the build quality is probably better and it does look nicer in my opinion but looks aren't everything. Apple products are always so bloody expensive.

The resolution is lower but the screen is bigger than the nexus 7 so you end up seeing more of the web page your on. Also there are loads of apps designed for the ipad so they work better than the scaled up phone apps you get on android.

I agree with JD you don't want to be having different typefaces it's just going to confuse people. I don't like the script either it's horrible. As for the other style Having two words together using the font's different weights to seperate them has been done so much but it does work, if in dought use Helvetica that's what they say. Check out Losttype they have some good fonts.

I would say get the nexus 7. It's a good price for what you get and you'll have access to all the android apps unlike the kindle. If I was going to get a tablet I would spend abit more and get the ipad mini though

I agree with the other guys, go to a professional especially if you don't even have the right tools to do the job.

I was working on this a few weeks back as a camera assistant and now it's finally out! take a look.

I started out with some quiet drinks with a few mates which ended up being alot of shots. on the way out of one of the bars I pissed on a shutter which happend to be next to a police station, half way through the piss I was tapped on the shoulder I turned around to a policeman. I remember thinking "what bad luck" I was so drunk they took me in and fined me which I was trying to get out of by telling them a joke, that didn't work though. I haven't payed the fine to this day god knows how much it was. After that we got chased by a Morrocon with a big machete.

What do you call 100 talibans holding hands? Fireworks.

Really good rant!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xzHDiSEwjeI

Go to window>stroke and the stroke panel should come up on the right hand side if its not there already, then there should be 3 little buttons one is for outside stroke the other inside stroke and the last one i cant remember i'm abit drunk, make sure you have the word selected and click inside stroke that should do it. Sorry for bad spelling I(should be an apostrophy here i cant find the button) m on my phone.

This is pretty cool.

Ouch.

I Went flying over the handle bars of a bike outside Razzmatazz once. Bloody Spanish have the Brakes the wrong way round, I had all my weight forward ready for an amazing skid aswell. Another time I opend my eyebrow falling of my bmx riding home. That was allright though because I got to go in the ambulance with the sirens on.