Sameer

'The Girl In the Cafe'

"malvern_rider" on the forum. Do a search, or something. Rides a Pashley 26ghz now, I believe. The days of the Zero are long gone.

If a fly was buzzing around in the drivers area and sat down on the brake pedal (or whatever trains use), the driver would stamp on the pedal to kill the fly, thus stopping the train. So, a fly can stop a train. Albeit a dead one.

Put new grips on, felt like shit compared to the old worn out ones. Front end suddenly decides to have a slow puncture out of nowhere. Have no puncture repair patches in the whole house. Weird.

Monkey, a wall is a solid. A being is a solid. Both solids are made up of atoms. The atoms have small gaps between them (properties of solids). I was watching Discovery once upon a time and the scientist matey said that one solid could pass through another if it's atoms were vibrating fast enough. In effect, the atoms sort of break down momentarily, which is when passing through can take place. SOOOO... maybe ghost people have atoms buzzing like shit. which enables them to pass through shizzle. Of course I can't prove it, and I don't think anyone has yet. But the theory says it's all good. Don't be so quick to write something off just to stand out, ma'hatey.

Can't forget this one... But it's a shame Madonna is old and wrinkly. edit: wow that worked. :-

That's taking it a bit too far, me reckons. You wouldn't want someone to say any Jewish jokes. People in glass houses...

What if you accept two of those offers to go halves, and you end up paying nothing? :'(" Wahey! :blink:

Haha, I don't think anyone picked up on that but you.

I seriously can't comprehend your opinions, dude. It seems like you couldn't give naff all shits about the African peeps, and how royally f**ked their lives are. And one of the guys trying to help them is also in your bad books...?! Ok fair enough, Robert's obviously pimping himself up tenfold through all this charity bizz - but he is actually doing f**king something as well, you know! Regardless of how little may or may not go to charity through the concerts and what not, he's raising awareness so so much more than if there was no Bob Geldof at all. He's taken a page out of the Bush administrations books, whereby if you continually pump stuff to the public, eventually it'll settle in the minds for sure. People are far more aware of third world problems now as a result of this charity uproar of late, which can be nothing but a good thing, surely? Your attitudes towards "solving" the problems are so wrong, man. You know that it's the Western worlds fault, yet you choose to believe we should have no part in fixing it. That's like like accidently stabbing a guy then leaving him to bleed. And I know there aren't any actions to take that'll sort it out overnight, of course. But it's the small steps over a long term that give results. All this shit you see these days are those small steps. So don't be hating them just because you don't see Africans driving round in Limo's or whatever miracles you expect. And I don't get it your reference to Iraq at all. How will a similar case arise by removing African leaders and replacing them with better candidates? I'm clearly too stupid to understand. As for the ticket sales, well I don't see what's so wrong with that really. But if the buyers were prepares to spend so much, why didn't they just buy them at the time? Fair enough though if they ran out when they tried. Oh and Alexx, what a dumb thing to say...! So like, if anyone ever has any problems at all, they should just sit back, relax and know that nothing really matters anyway 'cos we're all gonna die and aliens are gonna rule the world so let's all just watch porn and eat chocolate all day long 'cos nothing really matters afterall. Hahah, that's what it sounded like anyway.

Hahaha, I'm so doing the condom and alarm clock one. Good stuff :)

It's quite a trek for you to ride from the Uni to the Hexagon. Get on the train from Earley station to Reading. Earley station is like 2 minutes from the Uni, and it'll set you back a gastly 70p or something.

You need to be able to pull snappy 180's out of the bag first... not one of these sloppy trials-rider 180's. You also need to know how to roll in fakie on both wheels, preferably at a fair speed so you're used to the motion. Once you got them down to a T practise staying on the backwheel after the 180, as opposed to flopping it all down and rolling fakie on both wheels. Then it's just a case of 2 + 2. Snap a 180 and stay on the rear. Like the guy said above, you could always use the chain tension or whatever it is to keep upright, but you should eventually learn to do it without. Because of the momentum from the original 180, you'll be sort of spinning out of the fakie as well, so you needn't worry about turning or anything, it'll just happen for you. And yea, no brakes. All comes down to practise at the end of the day, just like every other thing.

That is f**king hilarious! I would actually shit myself if you did that to me hahahha. And Ben your video is pretty damn funny... but I can sooo see that being the new Chav thing this Summer. Better than being 'happy slapped', though.

Well that's one way to stop revising... forever. You can tell that guy has NO life. But it's great so who cares.

f**king hell man, two songs you've asked for. Shareaza has them all.

Yes, which still would be untrue as outlined by cant_ride a few posts earlier. 000

They nicked that from a documentary I watched at school 2 years ago about disease. Well, they probably didn't... but it's a nice coincidence. p.s. I think it's marginally untrue.

...and if anyone actually thinks the Blue ones are a rarity, they can have mine (with Goodridge hosing!) for a mere £300.

I think it was meant to be funny, but then it backfired because Si actually agreed to pay back. Then people took it (more than) the wrong way and my website creating skills end up getting dissed lol. We all know Adam is also upset at its closure, just as everyone is. Simon said he'd give back donations so Adam just asked for it back. I don't see what was wrong there. Unless Simon was saying it rhetorically, expecting nobody to reply - which was going fine until Adam screwed it up haha. And he hasn't really made a tonnage of controversial threads. The North/South divide one had no way of stirring controversy in my (and obviously Adams') eyes, but somehow did end up that way. The heirarchy one, well... there we go. A lot more fun than most other topics, though. This forum is turning too pussy-footed. Go on some other forums and most of you'd get flamed after 5 minutes. Yes it's lovely and cosy with all the peace and the singing and the flowers, but there needs to be a shit stirrer once in a while.

:) I got my A anyway. :P

Well according to the other thread, The Shack'll be history soon and so your videos will need a different place to be hosted. The first option people think of is eengoedidee. I'm sure a lot of people are in similar situations where download rates are less than rational (I get less than 4kb/s on a 512kb connection...) and most trials videos are huge in size - so it'd take an age to get a damn video. So basically, for the time being at least, please use DominateVideos to host them. Registration is free and, as far as I'm aware, there are no size limits etc. so it should be ok. And plus the server isn't mundo slow like eengoedidee, which is nice. Oh and if anyone knows of any other free video hosting sites, you may as well stick the address in here. :lol:

Is that the place from Bi-King? (Has anyone else just noticed the sexual reference in that name?) (Y)

Wow, what an amazing game. I might just sit here all day playing it with a smile on my face.

Woah! I wasn't pointing it out to make you look dumb. You were talking about your recent inability to spell properly so I suggested using the spell checker.