Sameer

You could always use the spell checker...? Or give the bee a buzz.

Shark: Well, I'm f**ked.

Yeah, so it's pretty ueless to apply when you're 16. Unless you want to go out learning bang on your 17th birthday.

17 Earth years.

Y'know, I once read that it costs Mars (or Masterfoods, whichever way you look at it) on average less than 2p to fully produce a bar of Mars chocolate. That includes the wrapping packet, as well as the obvious chocolate production. So when they sell them for 40p (or 55p if you go to my school...!), you can imagine how deep Mr. Mars's's'z'zz pockets must be. (Y)" So yeah, what I was getting at is that Cabdury's (and all these other companies) will just dosh you a load of goodies if you keep it from investigative bodies (like Watchdog). Well, I guess they'd dosh you a load either way really. I dunno. Let us know how it goes anyway. If you do anything that is...

Yeah they used to do (stiggy) stuff like that all the time on that 'Short Change' program, back when it was on. Just write to Cadbury's and tell them that you've sent a letter to Watchdog as well. They'll probably give you a free box of chocolates at the most. Pennies to them, afterall.

Rah, that was some good shit. Now there's a fkin oldskool bloke.

Hmm... the Rides/Locations forum might be a good place to start. :)

Man, I hate S1 so damn much! I'm sitting it for, like, the third time in June. :)

Well, almost...

Well, it appears there's another one of these blasted Star Wars majiggies coming out this Friday - the last one, apparently. Hmm, I suppose I'm not really in a position to use many adjectives for the film, since I've never actually seen any of them in full flames. I mean, I saw about 13 minutes of the one that came on telly a couple of months ago (God knows which) and it wasn't the most appealing 13 minutes of a film I can recall. Regardless of my stance on the saga, it's obviously one-f**king-hell of a film series, being so evidently huge and all (and with its own cult to follow). So I was just wondering, really, if any of you bumholes were in to that stuff? Have you seen them all because you liked them, or because you wanted to see what the fuss was about, but then ended up liking them anyway? Also, can anyone just give a really quick debriefing of the series? How many are there? Why are some of them like olden day films (with Harrison Ford) and what's their difference to the new ones that are being released? Are they just remakes of the old ones? In which case, people know what'll happen in this new one anyway...? Is Luke Skywalker a goody or baddy? ^_^ I'm probably going to watch this one nonetheless, just 'cos the advert looks pretty cool, with that Darth Vader bit and, er, stuff. Anyone else going to be doing the same?

That was piss. Although, admittedly, the hints were referred to on one occasion. Still good fun, though. :turned:

Aladdin in your pants :turned:

Post the code for your iFrame. I remember having the exact problem and solving it... it's just a matter of remembering the answer. :turned:"

A mate was randomly searching for stuff in Google and he found a load of old posts when he typed in my email address. Some of these bring back memories from a couple of years ago. Me <3 Saddam Danny saying something controversial Mark vs. Sameer even that long ago lol Can't find anything earlier than this Oh yes I can Ok whatever. This thread serves no real purpose at all, but I guess some of the older doodies might wanna look back. Good old sec7. Cheerio. :mellow:

hha

So while the old bugger is rolling down a hill to his inevitable perishment, he needs to turn his arthritic back over to the handles to eventually reach his Magura disc brake? ...yes I know it's for the old missus behind who pushes it along, but surely she can stop it by just, er, not pushing? Sorry, but it's shit. I won't buying one of those. (Do you buy wheelchairs...? :mellow: )

Janson do you actually have every video in the world? Everytime someone's looking for a video, you're straight in there! And unless all the older ones are on CD's somewhere, you must have had a hench PC back in the day.

That's such a good idea. As you say, T-shirts are all well and good but these bands will sell much easier because of the lower costs.

Must be an acquired taste.

I laughed.

If you're ever bothered enough to read into it, go find youself a copy of "Irrationality" by Stuart Sutherland. He basically dwells into why we are and why we do the things we do. Makes the brain tingle, I tells thee. And it's also a bloody good read.

Ok I've managed to find a half-assed matrix one (here for future reference). Pizza one is proving more difficult...

Link isn't working for me...? "Connection cannot be established"

Hello geeza's (and gazelles), If anyone, anywhere, can find me two different sound files from somewhere then I'd be eternally boneful. I need: The sound from the Matrix when they go in to that slow-mo trance stuff. And the sound of a pizza splodging against a window or something. The pizza one isn't needed as badly, but the Matrix one is uber desperado! Please, please, please! Thanks guys. :S