Has anyone seen my shoe?

I have literally no idea why that amused me so much. What are the odds on that?

Tell her "I've got something for you, your boyfriend wont like it" then plough her. Job done

Yeah but shes an arrogant fanny

Just tell her your not happy, it doesn't seem right that you have to go around someone to talk to a friend. The boyfriend is clearly a full on tool and needs a good slap. The fact that she sent the text, then 45 minutes later said it wasnt her is stupid too, she should have enough about her to stand up to him. Basically what i'd do is still talk to her, but if the efforts needed to talk to her are not worth the result then I wouldnt bother

I officially have no idea wether to love or hate you for that

For those of you who don't remember or weren't around, touch bingo was done a couple of years ago. Basically what happens is the person before you says 5 objects that are commonly in houses, you then take pictures of you touching that object for instance. First Post: Clock Lamp Mug Tree Pet Next Post Having posted the pictures you then pick 5 objects for the next person to do. So to start things off I want you to touch; TV Toilet Shower Gel/Shampoo Milk Something Metalic

I believe he prefers being called Bee san.

If that is yours, you're a lucky boy. Rack-tastic

I love nothing except the bee

Maybe you should take it as a hint?

I work in a pub and have really noticed the hit of this recession. Since of where we are placed (no where near town center) alot of the drinkers wont come. Good thing is we do excellent food for a pub and so that trade is keeping us afloat

I'm sorry but that was pure ownage. Nice bikes, Yabbaa looks smart as fook.

Yeah I like the shoulder bunnies.

Im no designer, very uncreative but I gave it a go. Forgot to get rid of the white bits around the shirt picture but oh well, just zoom in to see less pixelated version

AUTOS ROCK MAN. Disclaimer: I can't drive so don't really have an opinion but i like manuals better just cos im cool

The first episode of every series that I have seen, has always been shit.

Fair enough. On the TV iPlayer it doesn't update til wednesday

My fav hitcher quote is "How about I give you nothing and if your not happy with that transaction, ill stab you in the gums with a screwdriver?"

Yes the air going to the engine would mean increased drag so in a way he did do it to stop the air going to the engine but he just wanted to reduce drag, if the hole was for cooling an inflatable moose I think he still might have done it. You both meant the same thing just interpreted it differently. good episode though, the car alarms bit was good. Also iplayer wont have it on til about thursday because I believe there is a repeat on wednesday, then they put it on after that.

My thoughts, articulated. Bit of double standards there isnt it? Just because you don't like the bloke doesnt mean loads dont. Same applies to Clarkson, I know plenty of people who think he is a class-a penis pilot. Clarkson wont be sacked, Brand wouldn't have been sacked (remember he did resign actually). The Beeb wont get rid of people that are pulling in viewers or listeners on the scale the pair of those two were. Same reason Ross won't be sacked. Im sure they would like to find a way to keep them both and the complaining people happy

Daniel Craig explained it on Jonathon Ross, I cant remember exactly what he said but it does come from the book. I'll try and find the quote.

Ive been playing Viva Pinata so much recently its scary. I love it, its amazing I just got the elepahnt style thing. Awesome.

Tortilla bases x however many, id say no less then 3. Cheese (grated is easier) Selection of pizza style toppings. First Base put topping on (e.g chicken), cover in cheese. Next base different topping (e.g ham) cover in cheese. Next base and next topping (e.g salami) cover with cheese. Nuke or oven up to you. Eat.

It was free before, just harder to get

Wasnt that BT the weird one thats geometery was different to every other one? Was a proto or something?