Has anyone seen my shoe?

Adamant looks nicer but in reality the Echo rides nicer.

The link to mines in my sig.

Theres no chance of him getting a seat at Ferrari, Kimi's there for another few years yet and Massa had his contract renewed this week. Those two are absolutely awesome drivers. Kubica is my favourite driver out of the field bar Hamilton and Kimi. Kimi deserved it really, Ferrari tactics worked well. It's a shame but im just glad the spanish b*****d didnt win haha.

Its the line after that you want. Perhaps should be eradicated from that sentance.

Cos his foot was out!

Haha, he does look dead like him. You need the frame before that bond, selective evidence!

Happy Birthday man,

As apposed to what? Normal bruises tickling when you poke them?

Ok it's his first full season, but he's still done really well. Rosbergs another good driver, forgot to mention him. He looks really good as does Heikki after his poor start to the season.

Some were really pointless? 138 anyway. I do better on the one on TV with Anne Robinson.

I hope Lewis wins for obvious reasons. I, like you, used to admire Alonso but he has behaved so poorly this year so i'd like to see him and his car in the wall at some point. I also love Kimi, on the monza grid last year Martin Brundle asked him where he had been (he left the grid for while) and he said 'I was taking a shit' then grinned. The funniest thing on TV ever haha. Next year I hope Robert Kubica is in the running for the championship, everyone forgets its his rookie season too and hes done so well to be where he is. I also really like Sebastian Vettel for no reason, he's impressed me this season.

Looks to me like two seperate levers, one for rear maggie, one for front disc (I assume its still a BB7). EDIT: Lukes too busy poncing around on a BMX.

Swap Robbie Keane for a player who plays more, the same for Alonso from Bolton (plus the fact Bolton are doing crap so far this year)

Right, In goal you want a cheap goalkeeper that isnt likely to leak goals. Brad Friedel or David James is a good option. Defenders again you want cheap but goal scorers or ones who's team dont concede much. Lescott, Toure are good in the middle. Wing backs you want ones with high assists. Midfield is where you want to start spending big. Gerrard, Ronaldo and Lampard would be excellent. Add to that Gareth Barry (cheap but gets loads of assists and loads of goals) and you've got a hell of a midfield. You could opt for a cheaper midfield to buy big strikers but its your choice. Up front you will want two consistant goal scorers and ones that play alot. Adebayor is a good option, another might be Anelka or Viduka if your on the cheap. Otherwise it's Drogba, Rooney, Torres etc. Good luck!

What do you get points for in your version of fantasy football?

I think im one of the only ones on here that will appreciate that joke. Was big and green and if it fell out the sky it would kill you? A field.

Thats a definate improvement from the t-vee/bird you used to ride. Nice job!

Fatty, for f**k sake. Simons post pretty much sums up what I was going to say. Except for one point. Stop being an arse, she doesnt want you and you cant make her. Just because you 'treat her like a princess' doesn't mean she has to fall in love with you. Also stop refusing advice cos no one's been in this situation before. Dont be so ignorant, I dont know many guys who havent been in this situation, most deal with it a hell of a load better then you have. P.S. The other guys are telling you to move on, and rightly so but you realise that you dont have to have a girlfriend dont you.

11. Find something she doesnt like about her appearance and tease her about it. 12. Always remind her of that time she did something stupid.

OMFG YOU CANT SAY BRAIN STORM THATS OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE LIKE BRAIN PROBLEMS ITS MIND MAP GOSH!

I met 3, 4and 5 a couple of years ago, they are top blokes. The lot of them are f**king genious's

I dont know what it is about them, but the orange stickers piss me off. Otherwise looks really nice. How does it ride?

Well I dont know Tomm, some northeners.... Yeah theres no real hate, just playful banter. Its the frogs and Yanks that we universaly hate.

I think he's talking about the speed he downloaded it at. Anyway, this albums done one good thing. Inspired me to listen to OK Computer again.

All I will be saying is that there is a reason they dont have a record deal.