the_soon_to_be

all in due time, all in due time.. in talks of putting down my deposit, anyone wanna buy my sax-a-slow

currently trying to buy a merk 2 driver, on its arse on coilies with banded steelies... please god

tell you what why don't you tell her she reasonably fit, obvisiouly you say really fit, and tell her to stop fishing for compliments.. but to me, she looks like a stuck up bird that thinks she's fit and flaunts it.. in my view, fail. but, give me few beers and i'll go to town

reading some of them, they are actually funny as fook.. but that 7 year old one, jesus..

mouthful of sand and blow through a straw

i think thats the new sleeper, its chav'd up but with big power.. like it, wouldn't have it, but like it..

i dunno, you have a beautiful mini, and now a rallye.. def my cars of choice

the sound of people chewing sniffing snorting being within 50 yeard of people eating when i am not people slurping tea inhaling when you take a mouthful chewing wih mouth open when my placemat isn't at 90 degrees to the table knife and fork must be equally placed to place mat plus many more, canny be bothered typing though

i like it... fancy helping with the torsion bar now, should be missions

ha thats cool, waiting for rhe or something.. can't be that bored, looks sweet actually, tinted headlights though

rule of thumb is 40mm for handling and 60mm for looks, personally the vtr being slow i wouod go for looks, but if it was a vts that would be different

i predict, PAIN

saxos look shite at standaard height, good knows what citreon were thinking

to be fair, anyone who has a tattoo would realise how hard core he must be to have his face shaded.. easily the most painful bit of a tattoo

nimrods ? 1.9 gti wheels look smarter also, i want them vts wheels if they go and the other guy doesn't,

not gay, but i have seen most my mates cocks... get mine out regulary.. have no do's pinching mates arses, having a cock off, pretending to dry hump a mate, saying that i would never nail a guy, but dont mind joking around about it... completely metrosexual

sorry, what car do you have.. i've had german, british, french, more german, and my current saxo hasn't let me down yet. have you ever owned a french car, if no, stop jumping on that passing band wagon

got 5 posts so far, didn't remeber that one. will get back to the mini thread and do an epic bump

Basically, by popular demand... well 4 people. Tipsy Jock, post away with you horny Rallye

that not MMA (stick) welding, you are talkng about bracing. mma can be done either in AC or DC, unlike any other than TIG for ali. you can reverse the path of the current, i.e the arc going for the earth'd job to the stick or the stick going to the earth, this change is quite substantional. it is essectially a metalic rod covered with a flux, meaning no need for an inert gas to form a shroud. this is why all outdoor welding is MMA : ship building building erection etc. rule of thumb is the size of the rod will produce a weld throat joint 1 mm larger than it, thus a 4.0mm rod will produce a miniu, of a 5mm weld etc unlike MIG and TIG the positioning of the earth is critical, the quality of the eletrical earthign is effected by the distande the earth is away from the job, uhnlike MIG and TIG you are left with bi product, namely slag, which has to be chipped off, although the sign of a good weld is the slag should be curling off aprox 10mm behind the elctrode ask anything else, i build pressure tested vessles for oil rigs etc

wow, french car, then i can whore my saxo

okey, see the idea of that.. small cars are overated. but, still.. ratty, imagine this. burnt bonnet banded steelies checker'd roof slammed on its arse if thats not stiring your trousers, you sir are one of them homophobics. thats why i am buying the polo back, for some rat fun

not so much, just buy a rallye ? be cheaper in everyway for pound per fun punch

what the hell sam, thats blats less than a grand, rat that thing, burnt bonnet, banded steelies and hood-ride stencils its what all the cools kids are doing

ha, found the list on google, its a pretty obviously named .com website and theres a few people from literally just round the corner of my house, loling but, i don't really care for it what they do, merely because politics confuse/bore me ok, bringing down the whoole level of this thread but, if you bored best game ever.. look at th elist, get email address, put it in facebook... endless fun