the_soon_to_be

to be fair mate, i am comletely bored about reading of your ex missus.. stop kidding yourself, your not getting back with her.. get over it life goes on, whats the point in getting yourself all worked up about it, its clear shes not throught twice about moving on, follow her example. and all this other shit, i cant be arsed reading or your posts about her, but, cut your losses and stay clear of her, your just beating yourself up about something thats completely out of your control, basically, man up, forget her, have no more contact with her and get back out on the pull..

well, that was good night then.. quite hung over

ois i am cunted, wwhy on the net du noo. f**k my balls.. some twat starte dom mate, and head butteddd hims, an thn he was like, "OH SHIT, DIDN'T NREALISE, " funnksing pooof. whTYU THE shit am i on tf for, ssome kind SFAGOTOOT , i fuunno. anyways, nigths i love you akll withs annsall muy hearys, gets your tis our xx x x x x x bare willy

go cut it off, chop a finger off or something.. just alittle bit of it, and then you could sue them. it'd work in america

i left school and went to college doing a nvq in weld and fabrication as well as machining, then once that was finished phoned 1 local engineering company asking if they wanted an apprentice, they said they didn't really but to go in anyway, went in, had my interview, dressed smart, made chit chat with the interviewer phone call literally 2 hours after i left there, offering me a job. been there nearly 3 years, done my level 2 and 3 CITY AND GUILDS, now i am going in the army in REME as an armourer, i will go for evey avaliable course, from forklift, HGV, no matter what i will go for the course and they will pay for anything, it'll give me higher than an engineering degree asnf i will get to travel the world, have disipline etc and have a garanteed job with good pension, eveything paid for.. as well as having the best time of my life, making hundreds of new friends.. think about it

and it is ???

ha, maybe not as trivial as i thought it would be.. still, be funny to look back on

and it was ????

getting nailed by someone else or you could stop being so paranoid, stop thinking into it so deeply, garantee its some trivial reason..

for 1 million pounds, or, get them when you come help with my car

pah, my grandparents have hundreds.. feel free to give me some money for them

hahaha, at that last quote.. one of my mates when he was 14 was goin out with a 19 year old girl, what a player.. still consider him a god.. age is completely overated

Raceist ? sorry, jokes, just saves an ethnic saying it that rain came down crazy hard though, and when it was spanked by lightening

ay, i remember him saying she was FIT, not the love of his life..

go for your mates sister, sounds funnier

15 and 21 is abit much to be honest, my missus has just turned 17 and i am 19.. we've been together 3 years, but i have know her since birth, parent best friends etc.. so its always been a kinda arranged marriage and she way way way more mature than me, or any of my friends

what are they ? seem pretty hectic

anal's overrated, been there done that.. its tight, not wet, and when you think about pretty nasty.. i know which i prefure the feel of anyways

i'd be more embarrased if i was the girl, imagine the bucket you'd have from that... would look like a ripped out fireplace

good work yo, blaze up new look or something, some jewerly and a dildo, well away i shitting hate shopping for other people

ah ha, a girl replying.. may get some ideas that aren't dillidoos £100, hit me..

is it just me that find the correlation between cock size to the balls ?? i think its pretty racist that its black too,

ifi was gunna do that i would get something for her mini..

massage oil - check vibrator - check man thong - the photos have been on here years ago vouchers and something else it is, cut off it £100 sterling...

Right lads, shit.. its tomorrow and naturally i haven't got anything, i have tomorrow morning to blitz the shops for something, shes a girly girl, likes cloths, shoes, bags, shes a beautician.. ideas.. GO !!!! p.s. don't give me any of that shit about something from the heart or any of that crap, just idea.. or moke me for leaving it so long x