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not being funny, but damn, had to look twice to realise theres 7 people in that photo..

classy bird then, you should meet up with her agin.. shes blates up for all sorts of crazy shiz

are you sure shes not actually having a piss, looks like the undercrackers are round her knees, sveetttt !!!

rub it in and try to snort it ???? i imagine it to be like snorting wall paper paste

or you could push the right buttons and get her wet, failing that stop being such a gentleman with this inch by inch crap and sock it to her am i the only one who finds a slobbery blowwy massively arousing, not talking full on foam at the mouth, just.... dribblier than normal ??

whats all this talk of lube, spit on the the mofo... on a serious note, if your really that bothered go see a doctor, i did once.. turned out to be thrush, got a cream and went home. job and done, you should only be embarrised if you have a tiddler ???

R.I.P hobbsie, funniest thing chatting to him about something, and he'd suddenly burst into a funny arse voice taking the piss out of anything, se you later buddy

pub, only cause i am pretty much a fully fledged alcholic

really is such a shame Oli couldn't have picked the engine up himself.. atleast things can crack on abit now, maybe more pics Matt of the progress

a furio is a phase 2 vtr without the nice seats and 98bhp. it does however have a yellow gearnob and each seat belt is a different colour.. funky

remember this advice, if you get a flux core welder...... your gay, basically. by all means get a gas/gasless but only ever use gas, the flux core welding wire is expensive compared and to be honest, rubbish, your much better off with a normal gas shield, have a look on ebay for Clarke welders, there alright for the hobbiest and 16g and below so fine for body work. only problem is they are contious live feed so spend the extra £30 for a light reactive mask of ebay. so all in you could get the lot for sub £200 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CLARKE-PRO-GAS-GASLE...1QQcmdZViewItem this is a good starting point, and good enough for you to progress on.. gaz

ha, this sounds quality. blates in on it

Andy, i can programme it at work and laser it out, do you want it that exact drawing, exactly how that is drawn ?? if, yeah give me a bell and can sort it out.. will pm you my number gaz

went to guilford uni last nigth, vodka shot, wiski shots, beers, dirty beer and then the amublane being called for me because i am shaking uncontrably throwing my guts up and apparently stopped breathing a few times, blood test etc etc i wake up in the morning and knew absolutely nothing about the night apart from my first 4-5 beers WHAT A NIGHT

can i ask you, why get your name tattoo'd in an extremely visiable place, i mean, honestly how inteligant does it look... same as someone i made aquatence with at college, had his date of birth tattoo'd down his forearm, his entire arm lenght.... just in case he forgets and please don't try and claim it means something to you, in all honesty its because one of your homies had it done or something ??? will post pics of my leg tomorrow, booked in for a few more hours friday

i have a birth mark at the top of my rib cage, bang in the centre that is a hole measureing 8mm deep.. seriously its like someone has driloed my chest i quite often forget what i was doing, and when i remeber what i was goign to do i go to do it and its already done i can punch a wall till all my knuckles are bleeding and still not feel it i am ammazing with directions, not map or anything... but i remeber landmarks and get get myself home in my car from hours away so long as i retrace the route i took before i am 1/16th welsh i am a engineer by trade, but still strugle to remeber how many mm's in an inch, but i can remeber most clearance hole sizes for metric and imperial taps... wierd

just got back from the tatto studio, got my whole bottom half of my leg done, all the outline and black/grey shadding done f**k me does it hurt on ancle and knee cap wiill put up pics when its finished, just sitting here with a throbbing leg

lets see a pic now then, must have healed by now

nearly, nearly.. what a heart warming story of a farthers undevoted love for a son,

what happenes when you wake up and realise that metalica are ghey... but on another note, the actually tattoo doesn't exactly look a high standard each to their own

bumping this up, for some reason any more pics fo your sleeve "bill crosby" i think its amazing booked in for my first tatoo next week, waited absolutely ages for it.

best is, say i get it at 4 in the morning.. go chuck my head over the bog for 5 mins just thinking about vomming, and walla... there she blows, i know it somes alittle belimic but i can wake up at 8am and jump straight out of bed fine and dandy the way my minions

not enough, their still living... oh wait, its the same with rapeists, and general sex offenders

13 man, not taking the piss, i have been in the same situations, all be i not as extreme as yours... 16 and 14 (3 months till 15) and i felt awkward, but think about this, she still has 2+3 years of school, imagine when you have left college and are at work and they find out that you go out with a person that young, your life would not be worth living, and her dad, you could never meet them or more than likely you would get your face smashed into the ground, 17 year old lad, whats he want............. SEX she's maybe just starting her periods, just delete her number from your phone and forget about her, and try to live down what you have just written on an open forum.. how did it come about you gettin her number anyways ????? anyways, best of luck and don't go getitng yourself on the sex offenders list gaz..

WOOP WOOP now able to post in here, got my daily driver whilst i take the mini off the raod i have an obsession with the rat look, so am swaying that way