Jolfa

One of our housemates is turning out to be a real piece of shit, he's managed to pay rent on time twice in about 6-8weeks, this week I've had to ask him again where his rent (and bills this time round) are to which he's been quite flippant and said he should have the money Thurs or Fri (due on Mon), we also had record high electric and gas bills despite me and the mrs being away for 2/4 weeks of the month and he hasn't bothered to do anything we've asked (switch lights off, basic shit), I don't think he's ever once emptied the bins, doesn't do his share around the house, doesn't switch on extractor fans so the place gets damp as f**k when he's cooking/tumble drying. But worst of all, he takes over the whole living room (5 of us live here) to watch f**king Love Island on his laptop with speakers where even if anyone else was interested in it (we aren't, we tell him daily how shit it is) we couldn't watch it. If his rent isn't in by Friday and/or his next rent isn't on time, he's getting his marching orders, sick of him.

I bought a car that had $750 worth of tax owing, which was fairly stupid. Spoke to the tax people who told me they were already aware the tax was out of date prior to sale and the seller had already received a fine for it so it's not my problem, f**king delighted!

I just picked up a Nissan Terrano, a steal at $800 (worth 2500-4000 once fixed) needs an MOT equiv which is slack as f**k over here, minimal repairs and some road tax. What I hadn't accounted for was it being diesel and you have to pay a tax on diesel in the form of a mileage allowance, I had underestimated the price of this and it's 12,000km overdue so I need to be aiming to sell it for top dollar to make it worth my while. Whoops! I'll take some pics when there is some daylight.

Doesn't need to be family/friend payment, eBay side with the buyer 99.9% of the time and it's crawling with twats. Still best/fastest way to turn things into money, just expect some bullshit about 10% of the time

See angry thread in a week when there's a PayPal dispute saying it was faulty and there's piss all you can do about it

Show the terrorists you're better than they are, by doing exactly as they have done. Bravo, dick.

Didn't stop our current leader Who do you think will take it then? There's no way May can last now.

Why's that? Keep it brief and punchy, Rainbird tires easily.

100x better

You don't have to click on a thread with the title "General Election" started by Jolfa if you don't want to read anything by Jolfa about the general election y'know...

Also this https://theulsterfry.com/featured/gosh-the-dup-seem-horrible-gasp-people-who-voted-for-poverty-corruption-nhs-cuts/

They'll never make this DUP thing stick, the DUP have already dismissed May saying there was a deal which she since backtracked on (true to form). I'm sticking with my original forecast - May will resign (either through general pressure or vote of no confidence), Boris takes the wheel, re-election. The way things are going it could happen a lot sooner than I thought.

Yep, the country is a shit heap, and the people who have made it that way now have less of a say in how much further down the shitter it goes, great success

The Tories have lost their majority, I didn't expect Corbyn would ever win so this is the next best thing!

What a fantastic result! Let's see what's in the mystery box now, it can only be something good

It'll be the 9th the results come in, I'll be refreshing the website vigorously to get maximum crushing disappointment as the map gradually turns blue!

The Cons had to dig us out of debt? Past tense? When did this occur? Because for the last 7 years they've borrowed more money than every Labour government combined, we've got piss all to show for it and the national debt is at a record high, well over double what Labour left, unless they've fixed it in the last 2 weeks while I've been away, I may have missed it?

...Selling weapons to people directly linked to the terror attacks we're suffering at home, f**king the young, the elderly, home owners, small business owners, foxes, elephants, creating unfathomable amounts of debt to give tax breaks to the super rich and pay private companies top whack to pick up the slack they're creating in our health service and benefits system, being VERY colourful with the truth on things like employment statistics, all the while painting Corbyn as the incompetent one, it's unreal!

Pretty much no chance, that's what the people voted for, that's what the people get...

Now people can ask why you chose grey instead? Looks 10x better than primer grey though, still not sure why not black or blue though

In Corbyn news, the man was asked to give a specific figure on one of many policies, which he wished to give a specific answer to. Whilst accessing files to give a precise figure the leader was shot down for not knowing every exact figure for any given policy off the top of his head. Big news, BBC! Meanwhile, the Naylor Report, but don't worry about that!

Yes I understood what you meant from your little picture, I was just highlighting (once again) that you are a f**kwit.

I'm in Samoa

Why even bother voting then eh, just let them win and issue a firm "told you so" at the end of it. Funnily enough, my tin foil hat, stoner cousin said the same thing on Brexit, how we'll obviously never leave, illusion of choice bla bla...